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FILM DETAILS
Certificate 18
Cast
Julie Berman
Andrea Bogart
Directors
Marcus Nispel
Screenwriters
Damian Shannon
Mark Swift
Running Time
97 minutes

Friday The 13th
Another day, another '80s slasher remake...


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Friday The 13th

Plot
When Whitney Miller (Amanda Righetti) goes missing near the disused Camp Crystal Lake, her brother Clay (Jared Padalecki ) searches the area. Jason Voorhees (Derek Mears) -- a disfigured, masked murderer -- has Whitney chained up in an abandoned mine. While Jason kills a group of college kids spending time at a lakeside cabin, Clay keeps looking for his sister.


Verdict
Unlucky for almost everyone. It’s a sad day when a Friday the 13th remake is shown up by a My Bloody Valentine remake – couldn’t they at least have sprung for 3-D?


Reviewed by Kim Newman

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