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FILM DETAILS
Certificate 12A
Cast
Mike Myers
Jessica Alba
Justin Timberlake
Ben Kingsley
Meagan Good
Verne Troyer
Romany Malco
Directors
Marco Schnabel
Screenwriters
Mike Myers
Graham Gordy
Running Time
87 minutes

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The Love Guru

Plot
Pitka (Myers) is America’s second-greatest New Age self-help guru. Dreaming of a spot on Oprah, he accepts a gig to rescue an ice hockey star (Malco)’s love life, and thereby his team, The Maple Leafs’, fortunes...


Verdict
A film so numbingly unamusing that you seriously question whether you were mistaken to have ever found Myers funny.


Reviewed by Dan Jolin

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