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Cast
John Hensley
Jess Weixler
Josh Pais
Hale Appleman
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Mitchell Lichtenstein
Screenwriters
Mitchell Lichtenstein
Running Time
93 minutes

Teeth
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Plot
With her hormones raging, dedicated virgin Dawn (Weixler) is already struggling with her sexual urges when she discovers a significant further complication: that inside her vagina lies a razor-toothed mouth that bites anything that comes near it. Cue a sexual awakening with a difference...


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Funny, sweet, bloody and more likely to put you off sex than a double-bill of Irreversible and Last House On The Left.


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