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STAR RATINGS EXPLAINED |
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FILM DETAILS | | Certificate 18 |  | Cast Elizabeth Shue Jessica Szohr Ving Rhames Adam Scott Richard Dreyfuss Kelly Brook Jerry O'Connell |  | Directors Alexandre Aja |  | Screenwriters Pete Goldfinger Josh Stolberg |  | Running Time 88 minutes |
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Piranha 3D Kelly Brook is the big breakfast

Plot Just before Spring Break, when hordes of horny young folks flock to Lake Victoria to party, an underwater earthquake releases a horde of prehistoric piranha. The weekend ends in carnage. Verdict Remember the film you hoped Snakes On A Plane would be – this is it! By any sane cinematic standards, meretricious trash … but thrown at you with such good-humoured glee that it’s hard to resist. It’s a bumper-sticker of a movie: honk if you love tits and gore! Honk honk honk.
 Reviewed by Kim Newman
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