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FILM DETAILS
Certificate 15
Cast
Leigh Francis
Kelly Brook
Kevin Bishop
Verne Troyer
Directors
Paul Angunawela
Screenwriters
Running Time
85 minutes

Keith Lemon: The Film
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Plot
Smalltime, Leeds-based businessman Keith Lemon (Francis) travels to London for an inventor’s convention. He hits paydirt when he sticks a lemon to a mobile phone but will he ditch his girlfriend (Laura Aikman), best mate (Bishop) and Northern roots for bright lights, big city and Kelly Brook (herself)


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Spice Girls The Movie. Guest House Paradiso. Lesbian Vampire Killers. You have company...


Reviewed by Simon Crook

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