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FILM DETAILS
Certificate
PG
Cast
kat dennings
Leslie Mann
Jon Cryer
James Spader
William H Macy.
Directors
Robert Rodriguez.
Screenwriters
Running Time
89 minutes

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Shorts
A Short Cuts for the shorties.


Plot
A young boy discovers a rock which grants wishes. So far, so awesome, however the joy is spoiled when calculating children and trouble-making adults all make a play for the power of the rock.

Review
Another for-the-kids morality-tale squashed between grot-fests by one-man filmmaking mariachi Robert Rodriguez: he writes, directs, does the score, oversees the FX and surely never sleeps. And it’s a distinct improvement on his last two junior efforts, lumpy 3-D glitter Spy Kids 3 and Sharkboy.

Told in non-linear vignettes (‘shorts’), it follows the zany adventures of Toe Thompson (Jimmy Bennett), a bullied teen who happens upon a rock that grants wishes. And amid the flurry of Jumanji-ish CG bogeymen, crocs and dung beetles, he learns that getting what you wished for has its own cost. For all its digital spin (which can be a little wearing), the movie has an appealingly old-fashioned feel.


Verdict
Despite the usual Rodriguez abundance of effects, there is a pleasingly traditional feel to this tale.


Reviewed by Will Thomas

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Just short of being great

I enjoyed Shorts, I felt it had a lot more imagination than many of the other kids/family films out there. Being broken up into 'episodes' and dotted around in different order really gave it mileage. It is laden with special effects, bright colours and cartoon sound effects, which make it at times seem somewhere between a foreign advert for a kids energy drink or a more palpable episode of LazyTown. The effects are entertaining though and the story is enjoyable enough and a good step away ... More

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