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Certificate
U
Cast
Queen Latifah.
Directors
Sarah Robertson.
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Running Time
86 minutes

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Arctic Tale
It deserves to be left out in the cold...


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Plot
Two narratives - the life cycle of a mother walrus and her calf, and the life of a polar bear and her cubs - are used to illustrate the harsh realities of existence in the Arctic.


Review
Arctic Tale

March of the penguins has a lot to answer for. This insipid National Geographic effort shovels its snout along that film’s sentimental spoor-trail, heading for the same gaping precipice where nature documentaries plunge into a suffocating whirlpool of audience-patronising, wilfully anthropormorphising nonsense.
Covering little that you haven’t already seen in the BBC’s Planet Earth, Arctic Tale relates the “adventures” of a polar bear and a walrus, chucking in some fart jokes along the way. Blending whimsy, ill-judged street-speak and sheer inanity, Queen Latifah’s voiceover is a supreme irritation. Targeted at pre-schoolers yet with scant educational value, Arctic Tale is best seen by no-one.


Verdict
Targeted at pre-schoolers yet with scant educational value, Arctic Tale is best seen by no-one.


Reviewed by Dan Jolin

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