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FILM DETAILS
Certificate
PG
Cast
Hank Azaria
Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Harry Shearer.
Directors
David Silverman.
Screenwriters
Running Time
80 minutes


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The Simpsons Movie (PG)

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Plot
After yet another Homer (Castellaneta) inspired disaster — involving his new best-friend Spider-Pig — Springfield is declared an environmental disaster area and sealed in a glass dome as an example to all America. Miraculously escaping their prison, the Simpsons head for Alaska, before Homer has an epiphany and (after the word is explained to him) decides to return and save his town.

Review

Even in a mediocre episode of The Simpsons there is one great gag. Back in the classic era, the first ten seasons, say, they created jokes for the ages; comic writing with the kind of snap and sizzle of Woody Allen in the ‘60s or Neil Simon or Mel Brooks (all of whom have been satirised in yolk yellow). Beyond that, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and the other one have warmly redefined our concept of the American family. It takes genius to do dumb so well. After 18 years of such consistency surely the next move for the Day-Glo dysfunctions of Homer and co. was a movie… Surely.
 
The Simpsons Movie has been ten yeas in the making. During this tricky decade, the one factor the crew of eleven writers (their finest) had trouble settling on is how a movie version of the half-hour Springfield spins would be different. After all, why buy a ticket for something you get ad infinitum on the box? Eighty minutes after Itchy nukes Scratchy on the moon (the literal opening salvo) you realise that the problem may have defeated them. The Movie is no more than a mediocre episode stretched like taffy till it splits. And there’s not one truly great gag to speak of.  
 
How did something so light and confident become so lumbering and unsure of itself? Everyone is trying too hard and getting nowhere. Lamed, as the later episodes have been, by an overt political agenda, the film so bangs the drum for Al Gore’s eco-message it borders on polemic. Saving the planet may be vital, but not at the expense of Homer’s sublime buffoonery please. The series is at its best when satirising the intricacies of ordinary life — aim smaller, hit bigger.
 
With more time on their hands, everything seems to work against itself. There are odd pauses, mistimed punchlines — the lovely jazzy rhythms of the old episodes becoming stilted and soggy. Worse still, the characters are shadows of their old yellow selves. Homer, by necessity the brainless centre of the story, never properly reaches his true absurdist extremes. Bart is entirely lost, his storyline — weary of Homer’s shortcomings, he’s enticed to join the Flanders — neutering the arch prankster. Bart needy? Come on. Meanwhile Lisa falls in love (not explored), Marge despairs of her husband (Zzzz…) and Maggie… Actually, Maggie keeps her end of the deal. No one, excepting the title family, gets much of a look in, and the paltry attempts to notch them up are less cameos than momentary blips. In what sane universe does a Simpson movie give Mr. Burns merely two scenes?
 
There is also the stunning fact that, between eleven of surely the funniest writers in America, no one could come up with a good story. Springfield sealed in a dome is about it, but even then nothing is made of the town’s collapse into anarchy, while in not-breaking-news-at-all, Homer has to learn to appreciate his family. Again.
 
It is a depressing experience to rain on this particularly beloved parade. So massive is the series achievement, it’s like punching a best friend in the mush. In pop cultural terms Groening and team are artists, the animation equivalent of Martin Scorsese — imagine the likes of him delivering something so bereft of inspiration. You chuckle here and there, you enjoy the animation (given a bit more pep and computery dimension for the big screen), but the moment it takes off never comes. This is not the worst film of the summer, just the biggest waste.  Then, perhaps that is the problem. The Simpsons never needed to be a movie.

Verdict
The Simpsons Movie is like the mad moment in 1985 when Coca Cola decided to revamp their tried and tested beverage into New Coke. Take something everyone loves, and make it fizzier and sweeter, with a curious new tang. It utterly failed. The message is just as clear with Simpsonian antics — if it ain’t broke, don’t make a movie…


Reviewer: Ian Nathan

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Although I'm really not a simpsons fan, I still quite liked the movie. Loughed hard at the "Arnie Schwarzenegger as president" scenes! ... Read More

FanaticalAboutFilm About me
14:42, 24 September 2009 | Report This Post

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Although I'm really not a simpsons fan, I still quite liked the movie. Loughed hard at the "Arnie Schwarzenegger as president" scenes! ... Read More

FanaticalAboutFilm About me
14:42, 24 September 2009 | Report This Post

Worst show ever.....
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they should have made this a good 15 years ago now that the shows filled whit moe rubbish than a 15 foot bin ... Read More

S1lent B0b About me
21:38, 08 September 2009 | Report This Post

Worst show ever.....
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they should have made this a good 15 years ago now that the shows filled whit moe rubbish than a 15 foot bin ... Read More

S1lent B0b About me
21:38, 08 September 2009 | Report This Post

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tp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462538/]The Simpsons Moviehere was a piece in the newspaper this morning about 20 years Simpsons, so I thought I`d watch the movie again, inspired by the article. I even liked it more this time then when I first watched it when it played in cinema. Excellent jokes, Homer of course steals the show. The word jokes are great and the fingerpointing towards other movies is really cool. Nothing wrong with that, really enjoyed it! /b] ... Read More

TheGodfather About me
22:41, 18 May 2009 | Report This Post

D'oh nuts!
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The Simpsons is the greatest tv show ever made. Don't argue. Therefore, making a movie was always going to be a really bad move in terms of comparitive quality; any writer knows that a 22 minute show is funny much more esily. Quadruple that run time, and you've got a pickle on your hands. However, everyone knew this would make a lot of money, so on we go... Plotwise, Springfield has been trapped in a massive dome thanks to an environmental disaster triggered by Homer. The family has someho... Read More

lukeynemo About me
18:27, 06 April 2009 | Report This Post

Good Movie
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I think that if you like the simpsons as a series than you might like the movie because the movie was like the series only longer than a regular episode ... Read More

caps_fan2490 About me
21:07, 13 March 2009 | Report This Post

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Totally with Empire here ...just cos something is a good TV series (...and it's debatable that The Simpsons hasn't been that either for quite some time, but that's for a different review) doesn't mean it'll make a good movie. Ok, I've given it one more star than Empire did cos I think it's "Ok" and did make me chuckle on occasion. ... Read More

SkullKassidy About me
12:24, 09 February 2009 | Report This Post

crushed by 18 series of expectation
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i am one of the many fans of quite frankly one of if not the best show on tv...the simpsons. i have now 11 series on dvd and think it is genuis. what this film does well is provide lots and lots of gags and i chcuckled the whole way through, it mixes in jokes with hillarious political commentary and tried to features as many of the shows characters as possible, the problem is that so many people were expecting something great it couldnt deliver and it just felt like an extended episode it wasnt... Read More

THE DALTONATOR About me
10:47, 25 January 2009 | Report This Post

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I laughed much more the second time around. They screwed it up to be honest - the fact that we're debating whether it's good or not is mental and should never have happened - but I did laugh. My girlfriend loved it! ... Read More

Pat Roach About me
20:44, 12 November 2008 | Report This Post

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