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Nick in Hawaii - if it makes you feel any better, he did get quite badly sunburned.
There’s not much we at Empire won’t endure to provide you, our dedicated readers, with the very best film information on the web. Take the other week for example when Universal called and told us that if we wanted interviews with the Forgetting Sarah Marshall cast then we’d have to endure a gruelling first class flight to Hawaii, be force-fed colourful drinks with little umbrellas sticking out of the top and then get shackled with those floral necklaces the Hawaiians are so fond of handing out. “No!” we could have said, “we won’t do it.” But with Empire the reader always comes first so Nick de Semlyen courageously volunteered to take one for the team. What a trooper, eh? Maybe it was a result of the scorching heat or the effects of his thirteenth maitai but the resulting Q&A sessions were… interesting to say the least. Click here for a complete rundown on Kristin Bell’s nipple stickers, Russell Brand’s foreskin and an account of the various sexual favours offered by the Loch Ness monster.

James Dyer

The World's First Fully 3-D Cover!

The Hulk Unleashed!

Plus Wanted, Quantum Of Solace Set Visit, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Dark Knight, X-Files 2, Sex And The City.

Interviews With M. Night Shyamalan, Ben And Casey Affleck, Guy Ritchie, Mila Kunis and more.



It's Confirmed: Del Toro For The Hobbit
Guillermo will definitely direct prequel


Exclusive: New Clone Wars Images
Brand new pics from the Star Wars 'toon


Exclusive: New Incredible Hulk Images
Now that is one big green man

A new promo for Hancock premiered during US TV show American Idol, and you can now watch here. Hancock stars Will Smith as a superhero who loses favour with the public thanks to his surly, booze-sodden ways. He then employs a PR man (Jason Bateman) to spruce up his image, but that working relationship leads to further complications.
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Frank Miller does Will Eisner in the new Spirit teaser trailer.

Another promo for the Narnia sequel as a new Prince Caspian trailer roars in.

Look Out! Nazi Zombies! The überdead are on the march in Outpost.

A couple of WALL-E updates: Wall-E vs The Magnet and a new Wall-E TV spot.

Adam Sandler is scissor happy in the full Don't Mess With The Zohan trailer.

Finally, just to give you the heads up, a new Dark Knight trailer will debut in a couple of weeks.

I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish!
Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

How You Know You've Become A Sci-Fi TV Geek. Given that the most popular shows on TV these days often have a sci-fi or fantasy bent (Lost, Heroes, Doctor Who, Life on Mars) it's entirely possible for innocent viewers who don't know their Captain Picard from their Captain Birdseye to accidentally slip into geekdom. One minute you're innocently oggling David Tennant / Evangeline Lily, next minute you're considering the mechanics of time travel and wondering why Klingons suddenly developed bumpy foreheads between the original series of Star Trek and the Next Generation.


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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Video Interviews
Ever the selfless individual, Empire’s Nick de Semlyen took a bullet for all of us when he jetted out to the paradise island of Hawaii for a jolly to interview the cast and crew of the new bawdy comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall – he’s nice like that. Fielding chaos and confusion and battling some of the oddest camera work ever seen (we love Jason Segel but he’s not as pretty as Mila Kunis), our Nick uncovers Bill Hader’s impression of Animal from The Muppets, Kristin Bell’s nipple tape tale and Russell Brand’s dreams of sexual favours from the Loch Ness Monster.
Scenes Of A Graphic Nature
Non-superhero comic books crying out for the cinematic treatment. With the release of Persepolis, a decidedly superhero-free adaptation of the monochromatic Franco-Iranian comic, we got to thinking about what other Lycra-less graphic novels would make for great movies. Here's what we came up with...
Iron Man Premiere Report
The UK premiere of Iron Man, Marvel’s first blockbuster assault of the year, drew the likes of Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow and director Jon Favreau to London’s Leicester Square for a night of flesh-pressing and, in one hilarious moment, Oliver Twist pushing (the sight of a bunch of young musical star wannabes from the BBC’s I’ll Do Anything being forced to scatter as Paltrow posed for the photographers was the undoubted highlight of the night).
Jessica Alba Video Interview
Talk about a terrifying situation… when we met Jessica Alba, the heavily pregnant star of The Eye, she looked fit to burst. Luckily she avoided going into labour during our interview (the idea of an Empire hack becoming an emergency midwife fills us with absolute dread) and instead happily chatted about remaking J-horrors, learning the violin and her love of scary movies.
Made Of Honour Premiere Report
Sunday night at Leicester Square’s Empire cinema saw the victorious return of one of modern culture’s most revered stars. A man who will never give you up, never let you down and will never turn around and desert you - no not James Bond - Rick Astley was in the house.
Three And Out Premiere Report
There wasn't quite so much love going on at the Three And Out premiere in Leicester Square last night as Mackenzie Crook found to his chagrin. Verbally accosted by a train driver questioning the ethics of a movie that gets its laughs from dead commuters (well that's how the Underground man assumed the film would work), the one-time Office star found himself defending his new flick.
What Happens In Vegas Premiere Report
Ashton Kutcher knows all too well the pitfalls of living it large in Sin City. A fun-loving guy who has had more than his fair share of drunken escapades, he totally connects with his character's predicament – namely getting slaughtered and inadvertantly getting married...
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A Russell Brand 'on tour' t-shirt from FSM – you’re detecting a theme here aren’t you?

Tube drivers are insistent hecklers.


Dan is not to refer to Iron Man as ‘old shell head’.


He can, however, still call Mr Fantastic Bendy Stretcherooney.


This week's workie knows an almost frightening amount about Buffy The Vampire Slayer.


John had a very bad week on Call of Duty 4 and doesn’t want to talk about it.

Japanese people are awesome. Bear with us. Fun in the rain. This… well, this is a favour to a reader.

If you have any timewasters to share, then e-mail them in to me.

Persepolis

The monochrome animation is stark and beautiful, and Marjane’s an appealing narrator. Often hilarious, sometimes tragic, this may be low-tech, but it’s high-class.

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Aloha! The Apatow gang hit Hawaii.
Stop-Loss Just when you think you’re out, they pull you back in.
Three And Out Going down the Tube...
Death Note The pen is mightier than the sword...
The Last Mistress French kiss... of death.
Deception What Ewan and Hugh did on their holidays.
The Eye Jessica Alba sees dead people!

I Am Legend

While the sun shines, it’s a four-star thriller with a superb turn from Smith. When the moon rises, it’s a two-star horror cartoon with some of the worst FX we’ve seen all year. So, really, it has to average out at...

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