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New Expendables 2 Trailer Arrives
In a word: 'SHABALABABOOM'

03 May 2012  |  Written by Ali Plumb  

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The teaser trailer for the full Expendables 2 trailer below - yes, yes indeed - was essentially an excitable introduction from Terry Crews and a series of explosions.

This full-length version has much, much more, including a few words of wisdom from Sly himself, just to get you into the mood.

As you'd expect from a movie that assembled the greatest action cast ever assembled, then added even more action stars - Bruce Willis and Arnie get bigger roles; Jean-Claude Van Damme finally gets on board - it's big, it's boisterous, and it's got hella loud explosions.

Each big name gets his own beat, such as Arnie's nice little aside about the size of Smart cars as well as, um, another weird knife pun from Lee "The Stath" Christmas - no limericks this time, perhaps? - but generally it's a deluge of explosions, action sight gags and some awesome-sounding words from some incredibly muscly men.

If the first Expendables didn't explode your world - for want of a better phrase - it's important to remember that this one is directed by Con Air's Simon West (who was also behind Statham's The Mechanic recently), which may persuade you to take a second look.

Also, when Arnie says, "I'm back" - does that work? We need your thoughts on that one, so let us know what you think in the comment box below.

The Expendables 2 is out August 17.


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RE: RE:
L: DancingClown L: Biggus L: DancingClown L: 7eke Arnie saying im back made me cringe eah, me too. But I loved the bit with the Ka. t's a Smart car. h. Watched it again and actually the bit where Arnie pulls the door off looks crap. LOL, if only they had used the damn KA More

Posted by 7eke at 09:27 on 10 May 2012 | Report This Post

RE: I'm Back
Looks pretty cool to be fair. More

Posted by OPEN YOUR EYES at 18:16 on 06 May 2012 | Report This Post

RE: I'm Back
Bloody double-post. More

Posted by DancingClown at 15:44 on 06 May 2012 | Report This Post

RE: I'm Back
I am attempting to post a gif that expresses confusion. You will just have to imagine it for now. More

Posted by DancingClown at 15:43 on 06 May 2012 | Report This Post

RE: I'm Back
I think Jet Li will be successfully completed his mission before he died. I have read this content, it is not what I like. More

Posted by huylang at 12:02 on 06 May 2012 | Report This Post

RE: RE:
L: Biggus L: DancingClown L: 7eke Arnie saying im back made me cringe eah, me too. But I loved the bit with the Ka. t's a Smart car. h. Watched it again and actually the bit where Arnie pulls the door off looks crap. More

Posted by DancingClown at 16:30 on 05 May 2012 | Report This Post

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L: DancingClown L: 7eke Arnie saying im back made me cringe eah, me too. But I loved the bit with the Ka. t's a Smart car. More

Posted by Biggus at 15:48 on 04 May 2012 | Report This Post

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L: 7eke Arnie saying im back made me cringe eah, me too. But I loved the bit with the Ka. More

Posted by DancingClown at 09:06 on 04 May 2012 | Report This Post

RE: Expendables Never Die
L: BenTramer I'm glad Sly will get to kick Van Damme's ass for being so snotty when he offered him a part in the first Expendables. hope they develop the characters better this time,hem stronger dialogue and some different set-pieces not just blowing stuff up real good for the sake of it. sm=happy07.gif]py07.gif] You're in the wrong film, buddy. More

Posted by directorscut at 23:33 on 03 May 2012 | Report This Post

RE: New Expendables 2 Trailer Arrives
Watching the trailer made me surprisingly excited, and that big grin, last seen the whole way through the last movie, returned. Looks mega fun. More

Posted by juanvasquez at 23:30 on 03 May 2012 | Report This Post

RE: Expendables Never Die
This does actually look like a lot more fun than the first. More

Posted by jcthefirst at 23:03 on 03 May 2012 | Report This Post

RE: Expendables Never Die
Its going to be frikin awesome!!!!!! Finally some real action heroes with some real explosions, yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!! More

Posted by Spaldron at 22:49 on 03 May 2012 | Report This Post

RE: Expendables Never Die
I've got high hopes for this one, it looks like the film the first 'Expendables should have been. More

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