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My Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! More
Posted by Nicky C at 22:01 on 13 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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Depp? You can count me out. Every single one of his movies since the first Pirates has been awful!!!! More
Posted by J_BUltimatum at 11:39 on 13 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
I reall hope Depp doesn't make this wacky.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks kinda cool? Anyone? Hello?
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Posted by st3veebee at 15:08 on 12 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
While i know thats the classic style for the Ranger, it does look a bit cheap and/or boring next
to Depps "souped up" version of Tonto. I like the look of the Ranger but yeah, next to Depp its very contrary.
Mabey thats the point..
I'll see it. More
Posted by TolkenHobbitGuy at 21:03 on 10 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
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So, is Depp essentially blacking up for this role?
ah, he's half Cherokee and Navajo or something. He played a Native American in the hugely under-appreciated The Brave a few years back.
e's not even close to half native american. His says his great-grandmother was "part cherokee". More
Posted by Histeria at 11:39 on 10 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
The image looks bad,but like always I will keep an open mind.
http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/hw800/58 902.jpg
hinks "Why didnt I get his part?".e=1]Armie Hammer Thinks "Thank f*** I didnt get his part" More
Posted by OPEN YOUR EYES at 19:00 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
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Wow. Reminds me of The Simpsons episode where they're at the cinema and Lisa complains about inaccuracies in some period pice and Bart tells her to keep quiet because the ninja's are coming.
Anyway, I was hoping this would't be the worlds oldest hipster playing Jack Sparrow again but I shouldn't have hoped.
I used to love Depp, but his by the numbers brand of 'wackiness' is wearing thin, and this sort of Bruckheimer bombast isn't what I am looking for from my westerns. E More
Posted by King of Kafiristan at 18:41 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| FLASHMAN |
Hope it's better than the last effort with (a manificently dubbed) Klinton Spilsbury, and they cheered the villains & booed the hero; between that and Quentin's Unchained Django, I have a feeling that this might 'spur' on more cowboys............... More
Posted by Frank Comiskey at 18:30 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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Don't hold out much hope for this, it's just gonna be Johnny Depp assing around in Capt Jack mode! Pirates of the Carribean sucked and the chances are this will too! More
Posted by kitfisto at 17:16 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Re: Tonto's vibe looking more than a bit... |
What makes you think that Depp isn't dressed as an Indian would be time?
What I can see of the costume fits in with the little that I know - and I'm sure Depp knows quite a bit more.
The "original" Tonto was the stereotype's stereotype. More
Posted by potemkin1925 at 11:44 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Re: Tonto's vibe looking more than a bit... |
What makes you think that Depp isn't dressed as an Indian would be time?
What I can see of the costume fits in with the little that I know - and I'm sure Depp knows quite a bit more.
The "original" Tonto was the stereotype's stereotype. More
Posted by potemkin1925 at 11:29 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Re: Tonto's vibe looking more than a bit... |
What makes you think that Depp isn't dressed as an Indian would be time?
What I can see of the costume fits in with the little that I know - and I'm sure Depp knows quite a bit more.
The "original" Tonto was the stereotype's stereotype. More
Posted by potemkin1925 at 11:24 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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Just a note - there is a site glitch and a failed post message does not mean a failed post. Please check the thread (not by refreshing as they may also cause a double-post!) before posting again More
Posted by elab49 at 11:21 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Tonto's vibe looking more than a bit... |
And just what do you know about Indian heritage?
What I can see of the costume fits in with the little that I know - and I'm sure Depp knows quite a bit more.
The "original" Tonto was the stereotype's stereotype. More
Posted by potemkin1925 at 11:20 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Tonto's vibe looking more than a bit... |
And just what do you know about Indian heritage?
What I can see of the costume fits in with the little that I know - and I'm sure Depp knows quite a bit more.
The "original" Tonto was the stereotype's stereotype. More
Posted by potemkin1925 at 11:19 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Tonto's vibe looking more than a bit... |
And just what do you know about Indian heritage? The "original" Tonto was the stereotype's stereotype. More
Posted by potemkin1925 at 11:16 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| What's this... ? |
Im literally speachless.... More
Posted by Trubie at 11:06 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Tonto's vibe looking more than a bit... |
Captain Jackish. Seeing as who's producing, I'm sure there'll be a fair bit of past-successes getting recycled. Also, I remember Depp saying he was going to be doing something that would be respectful to his heritage...I know it's one photo but I'm sensing a turn from the Mickey Rooney school of foreign stereotypes. More
Posted by partybee at 09:05 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Tonto's vibe looking more than a bit... |
Captain Jackish. Seeing as who's producing, I'm sure there'll be a fair bit of past-successes getting recycled. Also, I remember Depp saying he was going to be doing something that would be respectful to his heritage...I know it's one photo but I'm sensing a turn from the Mickey Rooney school of foreign stereotypes. More
Posted by partybee at 09:05 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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Expensive dud inthe making...Depp seriously needs to break away from Bruckheimer and Disney for a while. He used to make really interesting films More
Posted by ronniem at 08:38 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Come now Empire readers - you are behaving like AICN trolls |
I'd have thought the odd Saville Row type crispness of Hammer's costume was more the issue - I can't really see anything wrong with Depp's.
But Lone Ranger and werewolves sounds like the same idiot thought process that matches columns together to get Cowboys and Aliens, period pieces and zombies and possibly Lincoln and vampires. With a director who couldn't see what was going wrong with his POTC series and the bad writers who helped him drag them down. It's fair to say criticising based More
Posted by elab49 at 08:26 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Come now Empire readers - you are behaving like AICN trolls |
slamming a movie just a few days in production based on one photo.
Why not do a bit of research into the culture of the Indian tribes that Depp is representing. Or do you think that Indians all wore buckskins and said "um" and "how" all the time.
Obviously the filmmaker are avoiding the campiness of previous Lone Ranger outings by changing the costumes - in particular the blue shirt and white trousers that were made from the same material as the Mexican peasant costumes More
Posted by potemkin1925 at 06:38 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Oh dear! |
This looks and sounds terrible, what the fluck are they thinking??? More
Posted by mogwatch at 01:55 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
I'm nervous that it will be ruined. They actually considered CGI warewolves. Plus they might try too hard to make Depp to be deppish. More
Posted by kingtutiii at 00:39 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
I'm glad that they cut out the CGI warewolves. However, I'm not sure how it will work out with Depp as Tonto. More
Posted by kingtutiii at 00:34 on 09 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
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So, is Depp essentially blacking up for this role?
ah, he's half Cherokee and Navajo or something. He played a Native American in the hugely under-appreciated The Brave a few years back. More
Posted by adambatman82 at 23:39 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
Going by the picture he's whiting! More
Posted by Woger at 21:11 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
So, is Depp essentially blacking up for this role? More
Posted by matty_b at 21:03 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
Wow. Reminds me of The Simpsons episode where they're at the cinema and Lisa complains about inaccuracies in some period pice and Bart tells her to keep quiet because the ninja's are coming.
Anyway, I was hoping this would't be the worlds oldest hipster playing Jack Sparrow again but I shouldn't have hoped. More
Posted by Woger at 21:01 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
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L: King of Kafiristan
Good god, it looks bloody awful. This was the movie that ran into cost overruns when the budget went north of 200 million dollars. Why on earth would it cost that much to make a western? t, because of the CGI werewolves (yes, seriouslyMASK OF ZORRO was as wonderful and rousing a western adventure as one could hope for, and the stunts, story and effects were all distinctly practical and old fashioned.
This movie epitomizes everything that is More
Posted by King of Kafiristan at 20:54 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
L: King of Kafiristan
Good god, it looks bloody awful. This was the movie that ran into cost overruns when the budget went north of 200 million dollars. Why on earth would it cost that much to make a western? t, because of the CGI werewolves (yes, seriouslyMASK OF ZORRO was as wonderful and rousing a western adventure as one could hope for, and the stunts, story and effects were all distinctly practical and old fashioned.
This movie epitomizes everything that is wrong with Hollyw More
Posted by Woger at 20:48 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| I remember the old TV series |
With Clayton Moore and the peerless Jay Silverheels (purely for the name alone, the man was a GOD).
And I even had the action figures!
And I'm wondering what music they'll have...
Will it be the William Tell Overture of old? Or will they opt for a new take?
Like the new look and thankfully the Ranger isn't in his old style powder blue duds.
Depp? Let's hope he channels Hunter S Thompson instead of Capn Jack More
Posted by leroythemasochist at 20:33 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Image From Lone Ranger Online |
Good god, it looks bloody awful. This was the movie that ran into cost overruns when the budget went north of 200 million dollars. Why on earth would it cost that much to make a western? Oh right, because of the CGI werewolves (yes, seriously). THE MASK OF ZORRO was as wonderful and rousing a western adventure as one could hope for, and the stunts, story and effects were all distinctly practical and old fashioned.
This movie epitomizes everything that is wrong with Hollywood today. More
Posted by King of Kafiristan at 20:31 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Lone ranger looks great (camp as hell, but in a great way)... |
I'm sure Tonto will also be great...I'm slightly worried that Depp's going to be too Deppish...much as I love him...we don't just want a repeat of everything he's ever done...once more with pale make up and eccentrics...But, like I said, I'm sure he will be great. More
Posted by Cyberleader at 19:27 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Mighty Boosh? |
My first thought when seeing the picture was that Noel Fielding had taken on the role of Tonto... More
Posted by Theodore Buckland at 19:18 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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| The Lone Ranger & Tonto.........that's the LONE Ranger.....AND Tonto. |
It's Jack Sparrow shaved with the Joker's face after Vicki Vale threw water at him.
Nothing to crow about. See what I did there? More
Posted by Loosecrew at 18:04 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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oh dear. More
Posted by clarkkent at 17:57 on 08 March 2012 | Report This Post |
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