| MASS EFFECT 3: TAKING EARTH BACK |
I know they're not films but Mass Effect should be, check out this trailer to see why
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBktyyaV9LY
Mass Effect for the win, hopefully coming to a cinema near you at the speed of a mass relay More
Posted by Rebelbumscum at 12:13 on 23 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Faultoshop |
I have to agree with Ulmaceae and Spaldron. That's awful... More
Posted by mattdez at 21:18 on 21 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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Will Smith stole 2hours of my life with the last Men in Black film - there is no bloody way that he's stealing another 2 hours! What was the last really good film he was in? If this tanks he'll run back to do Bad Boys 3. Also, what's the deal with him doing a new MIB song with his kids? Tragic! More
Posted by Silvio Mugabe at 20:29 on 21 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Blockblister |
One of the least exciting Empire covers I've seen in a long while. More
Posted by Spaldron at 17:03 on 21 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Blockblister |
L: flando
Well, it's not exactly Empire's fault that SOME movies this summer will suck of @ss, but c'mon, this has to be the most underwhelming cover in the magazines history. So Empire leads with what will be, let me guess, Battleship **, Men In Black 3 *** (reduced to ** on DVD) and G.I. Joe ** (something like "while the Rock and co. bring a little further gravatas to the franchise, another attempt at a sequel would get our G.I. No!". I guess I am just annoyed that a movie which look More
Posted by UTB at 16:58 on 21 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: No offence |
L: bobthegrinch
But I wouldn't advertise that cover. It's rubbish.
agazine sized version is worse. And subscribers get it without the distraction of writing. The horror! The horror! More
Posted by Ulmaceae at 16:48 on 21 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Another Photoshop Disaster |
Blimey Empire, what happened to having a photographer of your own? The last few months have been horrific Photoshop cardboard cutout mashups like this, using images ripped from movie adverts.
Why couldn't we have had that headshot of Joss W. as last month's cover? He's the only reason I'd consider Avengers. More
Posted by Ulmaceae at 16:45 on 21 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Blockblister |
Well, it's not exactly Empire's fault that SOME movies this summer will suck of @ss, but c'mon, this has to be the most underwhelming cover in the magazines history. So Empire leads with what will be, let me guess, Battleship **, Men In Black 3 *** (reduced to ** on DVD) and G.I. Joe ** (something like "while the Rock and co. bring a little further gravatas to the franchise, another attempt at a sequel would get our G.I. No!". I guess I am just annoyed that a movie which looks as insan More
Posted by flando at 14:34 on 21 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Blockblister |
Well, it's not exactly Empire's fault that SOME movies this summer will suck of @ss, but c'mon, this has to be the most underwhelming cover in the magazines history. So Empire leads with what will be, let me guess, Battleship **, Men In Black 3 *** (reduced to ** on DVD) and G.I. Joe ** (something like "while the Rock and co. bring a little further gravatas to the franchise, another attempt at a sequel would get our G.I. No!". I guess I am just annoyed that a movie which looks as insan More
Posted by flando at 14:33 on 21 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Blockblister |
Well, it's not exactly Empire's fault that SOME movies this summer will suck of @ss, but c'mon, this has to be the most underwhelming cover in the magazines history. So Empire leads with what will be, let me guess, Battleship **, Men In Black 3 *** (reduced to ** on DVD) and G.I. Joe ** (something like "while the Rock and co. bring a little further gravatas to the franchise, another attempt at a sequel would get our G.I. No!". I guess I am just annoyed that a movie which looks as insan More
Posted by flando at 14:33 on 21 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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Don't give a shit about these films. Don't get me wrong, I'll see them all and probably enjoy them passively, but I'm really not excited about any of them. The two middle-bottom ones however... More
Posted by Whistler at 23:18 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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I am shocked and disappointed Jennifer Lawrence for the Hunger Games isn't on the cover. I'll emphasise shock again - SHOCKED. More
Posted by BabsyBuck at 21:56 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| No offence |
But I wouldn't advertise that cover. It's rubbish. More
Posted by bobthegrinch at 21:07 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Originality - RIP |
L: JediBobster
thing like a cover like this to make me feel all crotchety and old. Let's have a look at what we've got here : A third film to 90s hit in which has already had a very bad sequel; a sequel to a not-exactly-loved film based on a toy; a film based on a game; a Superhero reboot; a Superhero reboot part 3, a quasi-prequel to a much loved film and a fourth Ice Age film.
Now sure, k Knight be a corker; hopefully Ridley will bring his A-game and deliver something truly worthy More
Posted by azzman1984 at 16:58 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Originality - RIP |
Oof! Nothing like a cover like this to make me feel all crotchety and old. Let's have a look at what we've got here : A third film to 90s hit in which has already had a very bad sequel; a sequel to a not-exactly-loved film based on a toy; a film based on a game; a Superhero reboot; a Superhero reboot part 3, a quasi-prequel to a much loved film and a fourth Ice Age film.
Now sure, k Knight be a corker; hopefully Ridley will bring his A-game and deliver something truly worthy to the b] More
Posted by JediBobster at 16:41 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Ice age 4 |
To those that doubt the power of ice age, check out Ice Age 3 global box office n c why it make perfect sense for that to be there. It's a mammoth of an franchise. MIB, will bomb as will GI:Jo, not sure about Battleship. Spiderman will struggle, Batman will reign n Promethus will do ok. More
Posted by cra1gs at 15:33 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Ice age 4 |
Well happy that The Rock is on the cover, its about bloody time!! p;
I still think G.I. Joe 2 will be a huge box office hit More
Posted by azzman1984 at 15:31 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Ice Age 4 ??? |
L: Moronifighter
Ice Age 4.... Really?....
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Did you notce the question mark? Like they're not really being serious?
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Posted by Scruffybobby at 15:28 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Ice age 4 |
To those that doubt the power of ice age, check out Ice Age 3 global box office n c why it make perfect sense for that to be there. It's a mammoth of an franchise. MIB, will bomb as will GI:Jo, not sure about Battleship. Spiderman will struggle, Batman will reign n Promethus will do ok. More
Posted by cra1gs at 15:15 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Ice age 4 |
To those that doubt the power of ice age, check out Ice Age 3 global box office n c why it make perfect sense for that to be there. It's a mammoth of an franchise. MIB, will bomb as will GI:Jo, not sure about Battleship. Spiderman will struggle, Batman will reign n Promethus will do ok. More
Posted by cra1gs at 15:15 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Ice age 4 |
To those that doubt the power of ice age, check out Ice Age 3 global box office n c why it make perfect sense for that to be there. It's a mammoth of an franchise. MIB, will bomb as will GI:Jo, not sure about Battleship. Spiderman will struggle, Batman will reign n Promethus will do ok. More
Posted by cra1gs at 15:15 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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Looks like a pi$$-poor repeat version of 2010's awesome EXPENDABLES cover. More
Posted by Snake-Eyes at 15:03 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Ice Age 4 ??? |
i gotta agree, Ice Age 4 really has no place in that VS battle. More
Posted by jodybriggs at 14:27 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Ice Age 4 ??? |
Ice Age 4.... Really?.... More
Posted by Moronifighter at 14:00 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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| Wow |
Will Smith is looking old More
Posted by Smerph at 11:29 on 20 February 2012 | Report This Post |
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