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Second Trailer For Machete Kills Online
'Bring me my double Ds!'

02 August 2013  |  Written by Helen O'Hara  |  Source: YouTube

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There's no end of insanity in this second trailer for Machete Kills, the second full-length outing for Danny Trejo's super-tough Federale. There's Charlie Sheen (sorry, Carlos Estevez) taking over his father's old job as President of the United States. There's an army of super-soldiers that includes Antonio Banderas in the world's silliest moustache. There's Sofia Vergara once again sporting fully automatic undies. And there's Machete, bringing the hurt again.

As you can see here, this instalment sees Machete called back into action by POTUS to deal with the threat of Mel Gibson's Luther Voz and the weapon he has pointed at Washington. He's once again both surrounded by and fighting with a bevvy of beauties, including Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Alexa Vega and Lady Gaga. The male cast also includes Oscar nominee Demian Bichir, Edward James Olmos and William Sadler.

Machete Kills hits US screens on October 11 and should follow here soon after. In the meantime, the big question is whether Vergara can get any accuracy or power at all with such short gun-barrels in that boob gun? She must be using pretty small bullets as well - so would they really pose a serious danger? These are the thorny questions that keep us awake at night.


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