It's time for the moral crusaders to start sharpening their knives and alerting the Daily Mail, because the first clip from Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac is online and it's probably going to offend people. Not because it's not safe for work - there's no nudity here - but because it sees two young girls treat sex as sport while using public transport. Horror!
Here we see young Joe (Stacy Martin) and her more experienced friend B (Sophie Kennedy Clark) make a bet to see who can sleep with more men on a long train journey. There's a whole bag of chocolate to be won, so the stakes are high.
The film concentrates on the adult Joe, now played by Charlotte Gainsbourg, a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac who relates her life story to Stellan Skarsgard's Seligman after he saves her from a beating.
The film also stars Christian Slater, Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Uma Thurman, Willem Dafoe, Connie Nielsen, Jean-Marc Barr and Udo Kier. It's due in two parts, and two versions (hardcore and softcore, apparently) and we can expect to see it sometime this winter.