Okay, you know the drill. There's a new Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol character banner online courtesy of IMP Awards and it will self-destruct - although possibly only if you drop your computer out the nearest window.
The banner shows the key members of IMF - Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise), Brandt (Jeremy Renner), Benji Dunn (Simon Pegg) and Jane Carter (Paula Patton) - although strangely there's no spot for Josh Holloway's spook Trevor Hanaway. Cue six bajillion Lost fans throwing their computers out the nearest window.
Back for a fourth outing, IMF are left out on a limb when the US government initiates 'Ghost Protocol', basically a fancy way of imposing a big old death sentence on Hunt and his team. Luckily they've got ingenuity, improvisation and more disguises than a Scooby-Doo villain's wardrobe at their disposal.
Amid the fraught spy antics, we've also noticed that if you take out the Ethan and Brandt segments, you've got the poster for an online dating rom-com we'd quite like to see...
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol is out in this part of the world on Boxing Day.
Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, cool. Simon Pegg and that other lady....rubbish. He looks like he's in another film and she looks like she in a queue for the toilet. The film still looks awesome though. More