It's taken a little while to finish off, but it's here at last, Empire's Comic-Con megavideblogisode, a film starrier than the average galaxy. This effort features Steven Spielberg, Peter Jackson, Emma Stone, Colin Farrell, Guillermo del Toro, Nicolas Cage, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Hugh Jackman, Idris Elba, Bryan Cranston and Damon Lindelof. Phew!

There's also a special sneak peek of Terrence Malick's new film (sort of), a dance number (sort of) and a reimagining of the Twilight: Breaking Dawn teaser trailer. Basically, all human life is here, as well as people dressed us as Batman, in a round-up of the Con that's as good as actually being there. In fact, better, because this way you don't have to live on those damn pretzels that are the only food for sale, and there's no risk of you spending your life savings on a limited edition Batman maquette.

Many thanks to our Mexican journalist friends ClaraItzel Hernandez Valladares, Manolo García and Mary Carmen Albarrán Torres, and to Empire readers Caroline Sultana, Leonard Sultana, Michelle Coulson, Carl Douglas, Callum Scollard, Thomas Fleming, Neville D'Souza and Phil Kirk who helped make all of this happen.