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Scott Pilgrim Exclusive Posters
Check out Lucas Lee's filmography

06 August 2010  |  Written by Helen O'Hara  |  Source: Exclusive

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You've probably heard about Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World by now; we are, after all, a bit excited about it. But while you've seen the posters and the cover and the trailers and the pictures, you may not have seen the posters for Evil Ex Lucas Lee's fictitious movies, and they're worth a giggle.

Featuring some of the greatest eyebrow work you'll ever see from Lee's alter-ego Chris Evans, this is a selection of some of the crappy movies that Lucas Lee has apparently made since breaking up with Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead). You can read more about the lot in the latest issue of Empire.

Highlight: the tagline for Action Doctor, which reads: "The good news is you're going to live. The bad news is he's going to kill you!" Someone needs to make this film AT ONCE.

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is out on August 25, but for those of you lucky enough to have tickets to Movie-Con, you'll see it next weekend. Woo hoo!


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Your Comments

They need to make 'You just don't exist' too
I'm loving the concept! More

Posted by helikat at 15:49 on 14 August 2010 | Report This Post

Hahahahaha....
Dammit but I'm in love with this shit. Lucas Lee is one travesty of a bad guy haha. Still, bloody brilliant posters... More

Posted by willkillyoulast at 11:14 on 07 August 2010 | Report This Post

What's scary...
...Is that all of these fakes look better than half the garbage they actually DO make these days! I say GREENLIGHT Lucas Lee! More

Posted by bradthunder at 09:48 on 07 August 2010 | Report This Post

Let's Hope There's a Heaven
Looks like a cross between The Notebook and Dear John. More

Posted by absolute_im_fan at 06:03 on 07 August 2010 | Report This Post

Anybody see the Cracked article on Orange and Teal movie posters?
Gotta love E.W. for noticing too More

Posted by shanewire at 01:19 on 07 August 2010 | Report This Post

Brilliant
I love these fakes posters. It reminds me of the fake trailers from Grindhouse. "The good news is... you are going to live. The bad news is he is going to die" hahaha i laughed so hard at that More

Posted by Plainviewturner at 00:32 on 07 August 2010 | Report This Post

Need to see some of these...
Do you reckon if Scott Pilgrim really hits it off Lucas Lee could get a spin off? Y'know like Aldous Snow and Les Grossman? Because really, the MTV crowd would lap it up and I would just LOVE to see Action Doctor... in Action... Oh my it's late and that wasn't funny... More

Posted by kisswithatear at 23:50 on 06 August 2010 | Report This Post

Need to see some of these...
Do you reckon if Scott Pilgrim really hits it off Lucas Lee could get a spin off? Y'know like Aldous Snow and Les Grossman? Because really, the MTV crowd would lap it up and I would just LOVE to see Action Doctor... in Action... Oh my it's late and that wasn't funny... More

Posted by kisswithatear at 23:17 on 06 August 2010 | Report This Post

Never mind, just read the actual report properly. Doh. As for Action Doctor, sounds like a Jason Statham vehicle. Or possibly the plot for Crank 3. More

Posted by deathbat6661 at 21:30 on 06 August 2010 | Report This Post

Or you could see it early if you were at Comic Con...
Y'know, just sayin'. That's how I saw it. Anyway, am I the only person who's completely hypnotised by his eyebrows? More

Posted by deathbat6661 at 21:25 on 06 August 2010 | Report This Post

Hahaha, totally based on Mission Impossible, Fast & Furious, that romantic movie, etc, posters. More

Posted by Bluehawk at 19:48 on 06 August 2010 | Report This Post

Love them! But Could we have one with an Empire issue?? :D
Love the posters; the poses and the genius taglines. If one of these had come with this month's issue of Empire, I would have been in heaven! Please consider it Empire! More

Posted by Jimbo835 at 19:27 on 06 August 2010 | Report This Post

love it
little details like Oscar wright studios presents (edgars designer brother) More

Posted by Butlerbert at 18:18 on 06 August 2010 | Report This Post

Sounds like a goddamn monster movie!
All I can say is Jurgen's is a good promoter More

Posted by Barneyross1 at 18:05 on 06 August 2010 | Report This Post

Sheer class
And if they put this much thought into faux advertising... More

Posted by Lemure at 18:02 on 06 August 2010 | Report This Post

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