A new poster for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse has arrived online and it features HUGE AND SHOCKING PLOT REVELATIONS THAT WILL CHANGE THE STORY FOREVER! Okay, not so much.
What we actually have here is a none-more basic shot of Bella (Kristen Stewart looks half-asleep, like they dragged her out of bed for the photo shoot), Edward (Rob Pattinson giving it his best stalker stare) and Jacob (Tayler Lautner doing his take on “smoulder”) and… that’s it.
But let’s face it, at this point, the series sells itself and they could have a picture of a dead cow with vultures tearing at its flesh, slap the movie’s title underneath and a thousand tweens would have it up on their walls before you can say “rigor mortis”.
The movie arrives on these shores on 9 July, and will no doubt make some money.