Well, we always thought it would come (fnar), but at long, long (really long) last, a porno version of James Cameron’s Avatar is on the way.
Those mucky fiddlers over at Hustler have just announced that they will make This Ain’t Avatar XXX as part of their forthcoming line-up of porn parodies of top films and TV shows. It may not be a game-changer, but it will be a pants changer. Ahem.
Also, no word on whether it’ll be shot in 3D, although we sincerely hope not. One thing's for sure, though - it'll Kleenex up at the box office.
But we won’t just be taking on a magical journey to an exotic land where blue people roger each other rotten. We can also XXX-pect fun sexy times with This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX (the mind boggles at this one), This Ain’t Glee XXX and This Ain’t CSI XXX: Chatsworth.
This follows rock-hard on the heels (and other parts) of their wildly successful This Ain’t Star Trek XXX, the sequel to which will be, ahem, released in April.
Of course Empire, being a good family website, has never seen or heard of any of these films, and we’re reliably informed that if you do, you’ll go blind. But then we’ve been hearing that old wives’ tale for years and it’s never done us any ld;o298kn.
Thanks to those sexxxed-up mofos at Latino Review for the heads-up.