| RE: Great Wall of China |
Did they really have to call it Karate Kid?
It looks completely different!
It could have been called anything! Like The Karate Child or Karate Boy...
LEAVE THE 80s ALOOOONE! lol More
Posted by Edward Nygma at 18:41 on 03 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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Posted by David Somerset at 14:38 on 03 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| Great Wall of China |
That's one hell of a fence to paint. More
Posted by Ramirez at 13:07 on 02 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| Not a remake |
the old one had Mr Miyagi, Daniel LaRusso and it was set in LA. This one has Mr Han, Dre and it's set in China. How the bloody hell is this a remake it's a completely seperate film.
We demand a Mr Miyagi. More
Posted by horny at 11:51 on 02 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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Ahhhh! How cute! He has his Daddy's ears! More
Posted by Twone77 at 11:01 on 02 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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isnt he a bit young?, or are they going to do a trilogy so you see young grasshopper grow. More
Posted by ivanahump at 08:52 on 02 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| WTF!?! |
Sweet Jesus! What are they doing!?! *You bastards* It won't work, I tell you ... it wont! You've got no idea what what you're fucking 'round with. You have no John G. Avildsen, you have no Pat Morita (R.I.P) and most importantly ... you don't have me; Daniel Larusso. And, as for Will Smith Jr. I'm gonna have to crane-kick-his-ass 'til he apologies for getting involved with that project in the first place. Bastards. All of them. Bastards, I tell you. More
Posted by Karate Kid at 01:18 on 02 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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OMG DNW More
Posted by vhari at 23:08 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| Stretch Ballstrong |
Jaden Smith is a cocky little prick who only got his break because of his parents being in the biz...on the other hand, he is very flexible, pity his mouth is too. More
Posted by BenTramer at 21:27 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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L: Leeorami 2.0
I'd rather watch Best Of The Best. Now that was a classic!
est of the Best is totally brilliant.
I can't get behind this film at all.
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Posted by Invader_Ace at 21:26 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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jaden smith is a smug little cunt he wants killing before he gets to ruin any more films not that you could really ruin Karate Kid because it's bollox but it's eighties bollox so far more entertaining, I doubt the lens of nostalgia will cast it's hazey glow over this film in the future, more likely a mist of shit with raging flies all searching for Jaden so they can eat his face on mass. More
Posted by hi charlie at 20:46 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| Fail. |
I am judging this book by it's cover and will not waste my time on this piece of shit. More
Posted by Sy Zombie at 19:22 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| Wax on, wax off? |
So, Jackie chan is in China (okay...), with a 5-year old black kid (okay...??). So, the kid is gonna have issues in kindergarten school, because other (actually chinese) kids steal his milk or something? And 'the-relocate-to-Asia'-storyline is getting rather boring (Fast & Furious 3 at least had cool cars).
So, jackie chan is gonna learn him Kung Fu that enables him to really hurt other kindergarten kids? Or do we assume that all chinese kids know kung fu?
And can you even imagine Jackie More
Posted by ryuheu at 19:16 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| Whatever |
If it is Karate why is Jackie Chan teaching him and why is he on The Great Wall of China? Isn't China the home of Kung Fu?
The problem posting from the actual article comment section, you can't see all the people who have made the same comment before More
Posted by sanchia at 18:14 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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wow. rose tinted much? Karate Kid isn't all that great a film. More
Posted by clarkkent at 17:30 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| Oh no! |
Kids + Movies = Obnoxious More
Posted by nybras at 17:18 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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There was me thinking it was only Prseident Obama that got the Great Wall of China to himself.. No! any american child can get the wall closed so they can learn karate More
Posted by top_ash at 17:01 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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I'd rather watch Best Of The Best. Now that was a classic! More
Posted by Leeorami 2.0 at 16:17 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Shouldn't it be call "The Kung Fu Kid" |
Agreed... i hope to god they are renaming this! It definitely looks more kung fu based to karate.....but who knows, and who cares... will either be total crap or alright More
Posted by sagent33 at 15:16 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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Kudos to young Jaden... that is one hell of a kick.
And yes, I believe it is going to be The Kung Fu Kid. More
Posted by Timon at 15:13 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| The Karate Kid is a classic! |
You shouldn't redo a classic especially when it is relevent in any time zone and doesn't need modern day technology to bring it into the present. This is bad news! There is no need to redo this film for any reason other than to make the production company money off the back of the old movie. The Next Karate Kid was bad enough and now this one takes the formula and makes the kid about 5 years younger, hence making the fight scenes even less believable than they already were. And i dont care even More
Posted by Ash_G at 15:09 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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I just wish they made films like they used to, you know, classics like the Karate Kid or Harold and Maud More
Posted by Pala36 at 15:07 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| RE: The day the Earth Stood Still..... Again! |
I actually don't have a problem with this. The Karate Kid was fine when you were young in the 80's, but if you watch it now it is i]. More good remakes of shit films, it needs to be done. Besides, we don't really get enough mainstream martial arts films these days anyway. More
Posted by superdan at 15:05 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| RE: The day the Earth Stood Still..... Again! |
Why the fuck would anyone with have a functioning braincell remake Karate Kid? More
Posted by Deviation at 14:55 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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@kalel6000 - I thought it was. it's listed everywhere as The Kung Fu Kid.
and will people bloody well back off and give the film a chance? I hate it when people decide a film will be rubbish before it's even made. Unless you all posses DeLoreans or TARDISs then you have o clue what it si going to be like. Yes. it might be crap. As might the next non-remake. it might also be brilliant. you don't know so stop making snap decisions. anyways, some of the best 'original' films have been remakes. More
Posted by Adrian at 14:55 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| RE: The day the Earth Stood Still..... Again! |
No Kove, no need. More
Posted by Rgirvan44 at 14:53 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| The day the Earth Stood Still..... Again! |
Same thing again and again and again, Hollywood keep thinking that a new generation is going to enjoy (just as much as the original) a new updated version of the classic, but they fail in understanding one thing.
The parents of, or the generation that saw the classics show their kids etc and in turn this new generation love the classics and hate these new, updated, so called classic.
So Hollywood here is a collective message from old, and new "Classic fans" LEAVE OUR CLASSIC FI More
Posted by dholleyuk at 14:45 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| Shouldn't it be call "The Kung Fu Kid" |
Seeing as its in china an all?? More
Posted by kalel6000 at 14:31 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| RE: First Pictures Of Karate Kid Remake |
No! Just no. I feel like crying... More
Posted by lukeyboy at 14:28 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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for the love of pickle loving Christ, why would they do this?????? thats it...my childhood is dead D.E.A.D More
Posted by armando at 14:07 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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| Oh no! |
This is going to be so so so awful!! The kid looks like he is 5 years old? Are you sure this isn't a remake of the 3 nijas?
The first film was such a great film. Not even jackie chan could save this from being crap!
Leave classics alone.... More
Posted by Tristan81 at 14:05 on 01 December 2009 | Report This Post |
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