Register  |   Log In  |  
Sign up to our weekly newsletter    
Search   
Empire Magazine and iPad
Follow Me on Pinterest YouTube Tumblr Viber
Empire
Trending On Empire
The Big 2015 Movie Preview
The 50 Best Films Of 2014
Review Of The Year 2014
Download Ex Machina
Before the DVD release on 8th June
Subscribe To Empire
Sign up now and save 44%
Movie News

LATEST HEADLINES
TODAY
Andy Serkis' Star Wars: The Force Awakens Character Revealed
Meet Supreme Leader Snoke. Well, sort of...
Rick Baker Retires
Special effects legend bigs farewell to Hollywood
Henry Cavill Exits Stratton
Simon West's action-thriller needs a new lead
Will Forte Signs Up For Keanu
Joining forces with Key & Peele and Method Man
Joe Wright May Jump Into The Lifeboat
He's in talks to direct Anne Hathaway in a novel adaptation
New Ant-Man Poster Dodges Bullets Online
Heroes don't get any bigger
Podcast #163: Simon Pegg
Manupmanship
Exclusive Point Break Featurette
Meet the daredevils behind the movie's scenes
Vin Diesel Teases New York As Fast & Furious 8's Main Locale
Big trouble in the Big Apple?
More Movie News

RELATED NEWS
12 May 2015
Kevin Smith's Mallrats Sequel Will Be Called MallBrats
And the cast is coming together...
More Movie News

RELATED REVIEWS
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakwel (2009)
Empire Star Rating
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakwel (2009)
Empire Star Rating
Underdog (2008)
Empire Star Rating
Alvin And The Chipmunks (2007)
Empire Star Rating
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
Empire Star Rating
More new cinemas releases
DVD & Blu-ray releases

Alvin & The Chipmunks 2 Trailer Online
We are NOT calling it the Squeakquel...

01 July 2009  |  Written by Chris Hewitt  |  Source: MTV

submit to reddit

Big day for trailers today, what with Couples Retreat and The Informant! both hitting the web streets. But they don’t come any bigger than this: the teaser for Alvin And The Chipmunks 2.

Yes, we know that Fox and Mr. Chirpy Voiceover Guy insist that the film’s official title is Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, but we’re not going to play their sick little game. We let them get away with making up ‘quadrilogy’ when they were flogging all the Alien movies on DVD a few years back, and Lord knows that we’ve coined a few of our own nonsense words in our time (videblogisode, anyone?). But we absolutely draw the line at ‘squeakquel’.

Anyway, to the teaser itself. After a semi-neat gag involving the 20th Century Fox fanfare – but, y’know, with chipmunks singing along – the only action we get to see is an encounter, in what appears to be chipmunk school, between the first film’s heroes, Alvin, Simon and Theodore and three eyelash-batting chipmunk hotties, the Chipettes.

So this time, Alvin and his pals fall in love. Which is nice. However, we’re sure that director Betty Thomas will think of the children, and our sanity, and stop short of showing actual CG chipmunk rutting. Also not shown in this trailer: anything approaching a plot, star Jason Lee struggling to hold onto his dignity, or any reasons to see the movie.

Of course, what do we know? The first film made oodles and oodles and oodles of cash, and so will this. And it could turn out to be the greatest film ever made. If that happens, we’ll happily call Alvin And The Chipmunks 2 anything that Fox wants us to.

Click here to have your world rocked and your eyeballs caressed by the teaser for Alvin And The Chipmunks 2.
 


Have Your Say
To comment on this, and all articles, register for free or login now.

Rogen And Streisand (!) Set To Team Up
On buddy comedy, Mother's Curse
Todd Field Accepts The Creed Of Violence
Update: He's got the funds to make it

Your Comments

I feel I have to support this because Zachary Levi made me a sandwich back in April. Therefore I owe him for that and will force myself to sit through this. With earplugs. Weeping whenever my eyes are open. More

Posted by deathbat6661 at 18:15 on 01 July 2009 | Report This Post

RE: Alvin & The Chipmunks 2 Trailer Online
The 1st one was dire, is this one a cartoon? as was anything live action in that scene. even tha backgrounds looked fake? More

Posted by Frank Castle at 17:40 on 01 July 2009 | Report This Post

RE: Alvin & The Chipmunks 2 Trailer Online
I loved it too. More

Posted by Timmy_Brisby_05 at 17:32 on 01 July 2009 | Report This Post

Oh god...
Why? Just why? More

Posted by spikemonkey3000 at 13:09 on 01 July 2009 | Report This Post

ha ha Munk Yourself?
I was thinking the exact same thing as Chris, had to back and check it actually said that. The yank obviously dont know the meaning. More

Posted by TheHazman at 12:57 on 01 July 2009 | Report This Post

MunkYourself!?
That doesn't sound healthy! More

Posted by christofurr at 12:36 on 01 July 2009 | Report This Post

This is all just a bad dream isn't it? More

Posted by steveg66 at 09:20 on 01 July 2009 | Report This Post

I really enjoyed the first film More

Posted by D.J at 08:05 on 01 July 2009 | Report This Post


CURRENT HIGHLIGHTS
Classic Feature: The Change-Up
High-concept interview where Jason becomes Ryan and vice versa. Hilarity ensues

A Guide To Rick Baker: Monster Maker
Bidding farewell to a visual effects legend

Podcast #162: Hugh Laurie
Is there a doctor in the house?

Stoical Supermen: 10 Quiet Heroes That Get Stuff Done
Silent but deadly...

Ana Lily Amirpour On A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
'There's nothing sexier than a vampire...'

12 Of The Weirdest Things Jean-Claude Van Damme Has Done On Camera
Outside of his movies, that is...

Spooks: An Oral History
Cast and crew on the spy smash

Subscribe to Empire magazine
Empire print magazine

Delivered to your door – with exclusive subscriber only covers each month!

Subscribe and save 44%

Subscribe to Empire iPad edition
Empire digital magazine

Exclusive and enhanced content – get instant access via your iPad or Android device

Subscribe and save 44%

Subscribe now and save up to 67%
Print, Digital & Package options available Subscribe today!
Empire's Film Studies 101 Series
Everything you ever wanted to know about filmmaking but were afraid to ask...
The Empire Digital Edition
With exclusive extras, interactive features, trailers and much more! Download now
Home  |  News  |  Blogs  |  Reviews  |  Future Films  |  Features  |  Interviews  |  Images  |  Competitions  |  Forum  |  Digital Edition  |  Podcast  |  Magazine Contact Us  |  Empire FAQ  |  Subscribe To Empire  |  Register
© Bauer Consumer Media Ltd  |  Legal Info  |  Editorial Complaints  |  Privacy Policy  |  Bauer Entertainment Network
Bauer Consumer Media Ltd (company number 01176085 and registered address 1 Lincoln Court, Lincoln Road, Peterborough, England PE1 2RF)