Register  |   Log In  |  
Sign up to our weekly newsletter    
Search   
Empire Magazine and iPad
Follow Me on Pinterest YouTube Tumblr
Empire
Trending On Empire
Done In 60 Seconds Competition 2015
Guide To Marvel's Infinity War
The Making Of The West Wing
Get 12 Issues For Only £25 Today
The perfect gift this Christmas
London Film Festival 2014
Our round-up of the galas, films and interviews
Movie News

LATEST HEADLINES
YESTERDAY
First Jurassic World Trailer Lands
‘You made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea...’
Ridley Scott Not Planning To Direct Blade Runner Sequel
But he'll produce it for someone else to make
Joe Wright's Pan Teaser Trailer Arrives
Head off to Neverland
New Sherlock Image Released
Holmes & Watson play dress up for the special
Birdman and Boyhood Lead Indie Spirit Nominations
Nightcrawler and more also score nods
Guillermo Del Toro Talks Pacific Rim Sequel
'It’s a few years after the first one...'
Nicole Kidman Plans To Tell Big Little Lies
Reese Witherspoon also set for the limited series
New UK Trailer For The Interview
James Franco and Seth Rogen are going to North Korea
John C. Reilly Rounds Up Les Cowboys
He's set for Thomas Bidegain's directorial debut
First Look At Empire's The Hobbit: Battle Of The Five Armies Covers
New cover revealed: Azog The Defiler and the Orcs
Michelle MacLaren Confirmed As Wonder Woman's Director
She has a deal to develop the film for Warner Bros.
Empire's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 Spoiler Podcast
Featuring the director, Francis Lawrence
Ari Folman Wants To Make Jodorowsky's Dune
Waltz With Bashir director dreams of animated version
Eddie Marsan Is A Blunderer
With Patrick Wilson and Jessica Biel
More Movie News

RELATED NEWS
04 August 2014
Michael Sheen And More Back For Through The Looking Glass
As James Bobin gets to work on the Wonderland sequel
More Movie News

RELATED REVIEWS
Les Miserables (2013)
Empire Star Rating
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)
Empire Star Rating
The Dictator (2012)
Empire Star Rating
Hugo (2011)
Empire Star Rating
Bruno (2009)
Empire Star Rating
More new cinemas releases
DVD & Blu-ray releases

Bruno And His Troops March On London
Giving the red carpet a little Oompa

18 June 2009  |  Written by Emily Phillips  

submit to reddit

Keen to take over London with his special brand of uber-campf, Bruno brought an entire marching band of blowers to Leicester Square. Dressed as flamboyantly as ever in tiny PVC shorts, knee-high patent doc martins and a beefeater style vest, he completed the London look with a bearskin hat.

Of course he was firing on all guns with his one-man charm offensive, so much so, that he was beating off male journalists with his schtick: "I've got a boyfriend. Even though I'm herpes free, doesn't mean you can treat me like that... You are hitting on me, ja? Listen, I've got no chlamydia, I've got no herpes, I feel very vulnerable you eyeing me up like this, staring at my schtupfels. I'm totally monogamous to my boyfriend... Apart from blowjobs."

Check out the fashionable photo gallery.


Have Your Say
To comment on this, and all articles, register for free or login now.

Brand New G.I. Joe TV Spot Online
Plus five new rubber-clad character art
Todd Field Accepts The Creed Of Violence
Update: He's got the funds to make it

Your Comments

JA BRUNO!
I am so looking forward to this movie. Sacha Baron Cohen is the funniest comedian in films today. He makes all the others pale in comparison. More

Posted by paganprincess at 09:59 on 20 June 2009 | Report This Post

What has Alex Zane done to his hair?! Anyway, can't wait for Bruno. Baron-Cohen is a genius! More

Posted by Roo at 19:54 on 19 June 2009 | Report This Post

Aaaaaahh Isla so cute
Look at little Isla, she's so cute. That's all I have to say! More

Posted by ushiep at 13:47 on 18 June 2009 | Report This Post

Do we think Isla is jealous of Sacha's legs? There's no shame in it... More

Posted by Dr Quinzel at 11:32 on 18 June 2009 | Report This Post

Do we think Isla is jealous of Sacha's legs? There's no shame in it... More

Posted by Dr Quinzel at 11:32 on 18 June 2009 | Report This Post

SUBSCRIPTION OFFERS

SAVE UP TO 48% GET 12 ISSUES FOR ONLY £25
Get the best seat in the house by subscribing to the world's biggest movie magazine today. Save up to 69% and every month you'll get exclusive subscriber-only covers, access to the biggest stars and the best news, reviews and behind-the-scenes reports straight from the set. Click here to find the perfect offer for you


CURRENT HIGHLIGHTS
Empire's Jurassic World Trailer Tour
We guide you, Richard Kiley-style, through the secrets of the new park

Empire's Hobbit: Battle Of The Five Armies Covers
Five armies. Five covers. The eagles, dwarves, elves, men and orcs prepare for battle in our Peter Jackon guest-edited issue

Empire’s Peter Jackson Issue Subscribers' Cover Arrives
Five Armies, three elves, two heavenly creatures and one giant ape

Empire's Farewell To Middle-Earth Issue:
Guest -Edited By Peter Jackson

The countdown to Empire's stunning new issue begins here...

Josh Hutcherson On The Hunger Games Phenomenon
'I've done my fair share of young adult material now'

What Is A Squidward? A Beginner's Guide To SpongeBob SquarePants
If you aren’t already a massive fan, prepare to become one

Classic Feature: Gods Among Us - Robert De Niro
The heavyweight champion of character immersion, explosive rage and jawdropping subtleties

Subscribe to Empire magazine
Get 12 Issues Of Empire For Only £25!

Get exclusive subscriber-only covers each month!

Subscribe today

Subscribe to Empire iPad edition
Get The Empire iPad Edition Today

Subscribe and save money on annual digital subscription

Subscribe today
Buy single issues

Get 12 issues of Empire for just £25!
Get the world's greatest movie magazine delivered straight to your door! Subscribe today!
Empire's Film Studies 101 Series
Everything you ever wanted to know about filmmaking but were afraid to ask...
The Empire iPad Edition
With exclusive extras, interactive features, trailers and much more! Download now
Home  |  News  |  Blogs  |  Reviews  |  Future Films  |  Features  |  Interviews  |  Images  |  Competitions  |  Forum  |  iPad  |  Podcast  |  Magazine Contact Us  |  Empire FAQ  |  Subscribe To Empire  |  Register
© Bauer Consumer Media Ltd  |  Legal Info  |  Editorial Complaints  |  Privacy Policy  |  Bauer Entertainment Network
Bauer Consumer Media Ltd (company number 01176085 and registered address 1 Lincoln Court, Lincoln Road, Peterborough, England PE1 2RF)