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Exclusive: G.I. Joe International Poster
Fresh look at The Rise Of Cobra

27 May 2009  |  Written by Helen O'Hara  

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We've got the first look for you at the brand new international poster for G.I.Joe: Rise of Cobra, the summer action blockbuster based on the enduringly popular soldier toys: think Barbie but with guns instead of shoes.

The film sees Channing Tatum as our hero, Duke, part of an elite military force that must take down an evil organisation - the titular Cobra. Cue tight leather bodysuits, explosions and a heck of a lot of speeding around Paris.

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra is out on August 7, which gives you three more months to build your own accelerator suit and see if it gives you quite such a shapely figure as the stars you see here.


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Seriously, it's like a piss take! More

Posted by Youshouldberunning at 15:42 on 28 May 2009 | Report This Post

My god, that looks awful. More

Posted by Youshouldberunning at 15:40 on 28 May 2009 | Report This Post

I'll be amazed if this isn't shit. Considering the very low expectations I have though, I might actually end up liking it a bit...plus, Dennis Quaid's in it.. More

Posted by crimebusterofthesea at 16:27 on 27 May 2009 | Report This Post

Looks like the biggest selling point is Miller's arse! Which looks just like that I'm sure! Note to designer of this poster: if a character is in the background, generally that character will be smaller! Snake Eyes is a bit of a giant there!!! And take it easy when enhancing check bones! Not really doing it for me I'm afraid. More

Posted by Big Red at 16:24 on 27 May 2009 | Report This Post

Urgh
I feel this will be awful... massively over-CGI-ed, flashy nonsense with no plot, no likeable characters... I definitely have a really bad feeling about this... though not as bad a feeling as I have about this Buffy re-boot - LEAVE IT ALONE, KUZUI! More

Posted by spikemonkey3000 at 16:19 on 27 May 2009 | Report This Post


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