Lesbian Vampire Killers Trailer Arrives Lock up your children
We've spent far too much time already marvelling at the provocative title to Phil Claydon's new horror comedy, so we won't go over that ground again here. What we'll say is this is a film about vampires who are also lesbians and the red-blooded heterosexual males who, clearly threatened by their redundancy in any conceivable sexual scenario, set out to kill them.
Despite our better judgement we're actually rather excited to see James Corden and Mathew Horne engage in a spot of misogynistic monster-slaying and if you're still wondering why then click here for the first Lesbian Vampire Killers trailer.
I'll probably go and see it as Matthew Horne amd James Corden are good together (Gavin and Stacy tidy) and it always nice to fit lesbians on a 30ft+ cinema screen. Lush but the film will probably be shite. ... Read More
I can understand teaser trailers when it's something that's really anticipated but this isn't and the trailer pretty much says 'There's a film out soon called Lesbian Vampire Killers. Those 2 from Big Brothers Big Mouth and Gavin and Stacey are in it'. Everything that trailer achieves could be done with a poster. Rather than make me think I'll watch it, it's made me think they have nothing to sell it on other than 'LESBIANS' and 'THOSE TWO OFF G&S'. I'll give it a chance if a decent trailer... Read More
Yeah right mate, it looks right up there with Alien Autopsy starring PJ and Duncan. There's nothing wrong with entertainment for entertainment's sake, but if you're defending films which are sh*t, regardless of entertainment value, then you simply have sh*t taste in films. ... Read More
A movie that is exactly what it says on the tin..... I think it looks brilliant! I thoroughly enjoyed Snakes on a Plane, and this looks like it should be equally mindlessly enjoyable. Not enough people out there seem to want to just enjoy themselves at the flix. I finally saw Planet Terror last week and I have to say that it kicked the butt of Tarantinos half. Bring on the Vampire Lesbian Killers.....what's not to like??!!! ... Read More
I wasn't expecting much from this film and I can't say that trailer did anything to change my mind; it just seemed to play on the title (which isn't particularly funny in the first place). I hope I'm wrong, but I get the feeling this is going to be a big pile of steaming shit. ... Read More
To paraphrase Angus Deayton on last year's comedy awards, when is this bubble going to burst? Good grief - that James Corden has to be one of the most thoroughly unlikeable TV personalities I've ever seen. Smug, self satisfied, loud, annoying, attention seeking - the guy's a real chore. Mathew Horne is fine, if underwhelming, but James Corden needs to leave our screens as soon as possible! ... Read More
