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08 December 2008  |  Written by James Dyer  

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It may not have a title that immediately screams high-brow entertainment but Phil Claydon's Lesbian Vampire Killers - about... well, killing lesbian vampires - is already whipping up quite a storm. The main reason for that is the presence of James Cordon and Mathew Horne, the duo at the heart of TV's Gavin And Stacey.

LVK, as the film is known to its friends, sees the pair stumble into a rural Welsh village only to find the menfolk being slaughtered and the women being carted off and forced to join a sapphic society of undead temptresses. The first poster from the film can be seen below and should go a long way to clearing up any confusion as to the tone Claydon's going for with this one. May offend lesbians... and vampires.

Lesbian Vampire Killers is released in March 2009. To find out more visit www.lesbianvampirekillers.co.uk.


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Comedy Horror "Lesbian Vampire Killers" starring Matthew Horne and James Cordon
Ok, nice poster, but this film will almost definitely be dog shit. It's going to be light on the comedy, light on the horror and light on the lesbian action. The only thing that won't be light will be James Cordon, the unfunny fat cunt. (I can say that because I'm a fat cunt too.) I don't have anything particular against Matthew Horne, other than he was on the Catherine Tate show and is mates with James Cordon. Actually, that's two good reasons to hate him. This will be dreadful More

Posted by Jack'sSmirkinRevenge at 03:01 on 10 December 2008 | Report This Post

oh they already did a comedy about this... welll steve coogan did. he did 'Lesbian Vampires; Love or lust.' Classic it was indeed. this may have more tits in it tho. More

Posted by RoryS at 02:03 on 10 December 2008 | Report This Post

RE: RE:
Yup, James Cordon is indeed the fat one and he is indeed very unfunny. He seems to really believe his own hype and has become as unlikeable as Gervais in half the time. Way to go Cordon! More

Posted by Jayseph at 09:33 on 09 December 2008 | Report This Post

RE:
.L: steveg66 Woohoo! If it's anything like the old Hammer tame titty crap they released e.g. The Vampire Lovers, Countess Dracula, bring it on. Shame Ingrid Pitt is too old to get her norks out one last time (and she definitely is!). e...norks. More

Posted by Gabriel at 20:01 on 08 December 2008 | Report This Post

Woohoo! If it's anything like the old Hammer tame titty crap they released e.g. The Vampire Lovers, Countess Dracula, bring it on. Shame Ingrid Pitt is too old to get her norks out one last time (and she definitely is!). More

Posted by steveg66 at 14:43 on 08 December 2008 | Report This Post

Leeorami 2.0 - I agree with you completely (he is the fat one?). I was having that adsact discussion when watching 8 out of 10 cats last week. I didn't mind him at first, but now I just think he's really annoying, and I have a sneaking suspicion he's always on something. Nice poster though. More

Posted by dugfinger at 14:11 on 08 December 2008 | Report This Post

This film is going to be poor
Still the poster is pretty good. No offence to the makers but with a title like that I would expect some serious girl on girl action. More

Posted by brokenking at 14:09 on 08 December 2008 | Report This Post

Babylon 5
After reading your article, Empire, and now seeing this poster, I've come to the conclusion that this film is going to be a big pile of shit. More

Posted by evildave69 at 13:40 on 08 December 2008 | Report This Post

Does anyone else find James Cordon unfunny? When he's on shows like Nevermind The Buzzcocks and 8 Out Of 10 Cats he always seems to exaggerate his laugh at something vaguely or not even funny at all. I'll still watch the film though. More

Posted by Leeorami 2.0 at 13:20 on 08 December 2008 | Report This Post

wouldnt mind that on my wall.. More

Posted by richCie at 12:45 on 08 December 2008 | Report This Post

mmmmmmm,...booooobiiieees! More

Posted by lukeyboy at 12:33 on 08 December 2008 | Report This Post

Well you know the film is gonna be good when they resort to tits on the poster.... More

Posted by Scabby at 11:55 on 08 December 2008 | Report This Post

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