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Based on the 1981 cult horror, My Bloody Valentine 3D, directed by Patrick Lussier, tells a tale of Tom Hanniger (Jensen Ackles), a man who caused an accident in a coal mine in the town of Harmony, killing five men and putting one into a coma. That man, Harry Warden, wakes from his coma one year on with his mind set on revenge. Somewhat overzealous in his definition of revenge, he brutally murders 22 people before being killed himself.
Ten years on, Hanniger returns to Harmony hoping to make up for his past. His ex-girlfriend, Sarah (Jaime King), has married his former best friend (Kerr Smith). But that's really the least of his worries, since a killer wearing a miner's mask and armed with a pick axe has started, well, picking off the townsfolk. Is it Harry Warden back for revenge? We don't know! We just don't know! Run!
As the title suggests, the movie will be shown in 3D, which should mark it out from the rest of the horror pack. A large part of us would love for this to be cheesy as hell because, really, can you imagine anything much more entertaining than an old-school slasher with the murder weapon, and various bits of human viscera, shooting out of the screen at moments of maximum jumpiness? If you can, then congratulations, you have an amazing imagination.