| RE: Exclusive: The Banned Teeth Poster |
Woaw I must seriously be the only person who wants to own that poster so much I think it just looks so original and cool that I would want t on my wall next to my other horror movie posters More
Posted by Halloweenfreak at 19:24 on 07 July 2008 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Exclusive: The Banned Teeth Poster |
The tagline should be "She'll nosh you off." More
Posted by svgbdgr at 19:20 on 07 July 2008 | Report This Post |
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What 's the idea about the female nether region armed with teeth their is no way i'm going to see a film that no matter how brave I am anyway like you guys said it's probably crap. More
Posted by anakin solo at 12:34 on 23 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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well said kinge247 More
Posted by IsabelB at 12:57 on 22 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| RE: S-bend |
I thought the idea came from the Ryan Rynolds joke in "Blade 3" "watch out her fangs are on her vagina" More
Posted by punchdrunk at 00:19 on 22 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| Teeth |
Fanny teeth. hee hee. For all you americans, fanny is what we brits call a vagina. We are correct and you are not. An ass is a type of donkey not a bottom, the correct term for a bottom is arse and you should refer to an idiot as an arsehole as asshole just conjurs images of a donkey falling into a hole which is cruel and unfair as donkeys are hard workers and bring in the coin for travellers on the beach (gypsy or pikey is not allowed anymore). More
Posted by kinge247 at 15:27 on 21 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| S-bend |
The yawnsome and rather pre-pubescent premise behind the film is not surprising considering the often turgid output that Hollywood has long seem smugly satisified with.
The x-ray image reminds me of my own Scoliocis! For those not in the know, it's a curvature of the spine. Mine is partial, meaning it's straight at the bottom and at the top (somehow), but 'curved' in a loose 's' shape in the middle.
Pardon me if some don't like the biology lesson, I just find it far more interesting t More
Posted by Emyr Thy King at 02:24 on 20 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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the film is utter shite :( More
Posted by CHUFFSTER at 08:58 on 19 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| Ha! |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! More
Posted by jimoakley666 at 16:55 on 18 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| Sarlacc Pit?! |
I would of like to of seen it look more like the Sarlacc Pit in Return of the Jedi. I can still see Bobba Fett meets his demise inside that freshly lubricated creature's chasm. --That damned, blue-headed Mandalorian bastard never saw it cuming. More
Posted by DBird at 17:00 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| Movie crossover? |
Can anyone else see the resemblance to ‘the predator’ in the poster? More
Posted by gmcwilliam at 13:11 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Pitiable Promotional Stunt |
L: Najemikon
L: d0m_l
Surely Kumar / Najemikon, you don't think this poster is good enough to defend?
o, you're right, it is rubbish. I just got carried away by the amateur radiology! This poster was banned because it was so disturbing? It's disturbing it was ever put forward at all. I think it was banned because it's crap, end of.
ol same, i was just trying to make a point. i think it was banned because you can almost makeo ut the line of her gash, rather than
her having g More
Posted by kumar at 09:54 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| Who cares? |
The film's crap anyway More
Posted by dillingerep at 09:53 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| RE: I'm not a doctor... |
My argument is with the artwork, which is undeniably bad.
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Posted by d0m_l at 09:03 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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Worryingly, I think I've met her!....More than once.....and more than one person as well! More
Posted by steveg66 at 09:00 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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Erm.... I think Quentin was joking? I laughed out loud anyway mate... More
Posted by UGonnaBarkAllDayDog? at 08:32 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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morons More
Posted by Cletus Van Damme at 06:35 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| I'm not a doctor... |
But i believe if those teeth were to have any force, they need to be fixed on a jaw, and a jaw, unlike the soft tissues of the vaginal wall, the uterus and the fallopian tubes, will show up in an x-ray. Now, octopuses (yep, that's the plural form) don't have skeletons, but they bite. Their chompers are beaks. Maybe for a jawless biting orifice, a beak would work? Or something that slides back and forth, like an electric knife? A guillotine arrangement? Filament wire? A cigar cutter? Wall-mounted More
Posted by quentintarantado at 05:55 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| Grow Up People |
OK.... We have films that have men trurning into to giant green men, space ships flying into the sun without melting. We have zombies, vampires, werewolves and aliens with no lips who are somehow able to communicate in perfect english.
But if a woman was to have teeth in her vagina.......eh?
GROW UP PEOPLE!!!! LET YOURSELF BE ENTERTAINED!!!
Let yourself get sucked into a 'what-if?...' scenario.
Don't get to fussed about things like...
'Well the teeth in the x-ray clearly don't have More
Posted by DeadBelushi at 01:24 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Pitiable Promotional Stunt |
L: d0m_l
Surely Kumar / Najemikon, you don't think this poster is good enough to defend?
o, you're right, it is rubbish. I just got carried away by the amateur radiology! This poster was banned because it was so disturbing? It's disturbing it was ever put forward at all. I think it was banned because it's crap, end of.
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Posted by Najemikon at 23:46 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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Aww it kinda looks like a cute little face down there! More
Posted by Guinevere at 22:22 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Pitiable Promotional Stunt |
I’ve had my teeth X-rayed and surprisingly the result looked nothing like bad Photoshop work. More
Posted by d0m_l at 22:21 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Pitiable Promotional Stunt |
L: kumar
And also, here is a bit of medical knowledge, though feel free to correct me. Bones show up white because the X rays do not penetrate (lolz) through them. Teeth i am guessing are denser than bones so therefore, i would presume that they would be less penetrable to X Rays therfore showing up as a stronger colour of white.
Like i said im no radiologist, and not everyone else is either, but still, noone really cares and i dont see why i bothrerd to type that sheeeeyite all out. More
Posted by Najemikon at 21:56 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| Haters Beware!!! |
Okay, so i earlier expressed my dislike for this film and the shoddiness of the poster. After that post i recieved this email from Darcher...
Clarkkent.
I worked on the film.
I doubt your old enough to appreciate quality cinematography.
Darcher.
Dunno whether i should alert a modorator about this, seems like me doing so would be just as pathetic.
So there ya go people, if you don't like something Darcher worked on you're clearly not old enough to appreciate qualty cinematographyy, More
Posted by clarkkent at 21:12 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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I'm no graphic designer but I can tell that all the Dark Knight one-sheets have been like beautiful art and this is a giant turd. More
Posted by Mr. Chumba at 20:46 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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Ugh, if you looks at the holes in the pelvis on either side of those gnashera, it looks really disturbing, and not a little monstrous...I'll be intererested to the read the reviews/genereal public comments on this one. More
Posted by loretta27 at 19:56 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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Does she floss? More
Posted by Silvertouch at 19:15 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| RE: Pitiable Promotional Stunt |
L: d0m_l
The execution of this poster is awful. Shouldn't there be jaw bones for a start? The "teeth” aren't even the same shade as the rest of the X-Ray.
I work in graphic design and I can tell you now that if I turned this in as part of a completed project I would be shown the door.
This just looks like a very cheap, fast, poor effort to get more people to the cinema on shock factor alone and I'm not at all convinced that it was banned. What a pitiable promotional stunt.
he teeth More
Posted by kumar at 18:59 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| Realism? |
I wish you guys would stop arguing about the realism. It is a film about a girl with teeth in vagina, I don't think realism was really considered in this film. More
Posted by SolarDave at 18:51 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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| Pitiable Promotional Stunt |
The execution of this poster is awful. Shouldn’t there be jaw bones for a start? The “teeth” aren’t even the same shade as the rest of the X-Ray.
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Posted by d0m_l at 18:18 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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That is the shittest poster I have ever seen. More
Posted by Mr. Chumba at 17:19 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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I see having more teeth on one side extends to the vaginal region as well.......... More
Posted by CORLEONE at 16:55 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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I have to disagree with clarkkent. I was lucky enough to see this film a few weeks ago and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Some of the acting was a bit shoddy but the main character was brilliant. The film was funny and original. I would reccomend it for anyone fancying something different. More
Posted by jonesy42 at 16:44 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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I bet one of our forumites is up to the job of making a better one on photoshop... post your links and win my respect :p More
Posted by punchdrunk at 16:44 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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that just looks awful, not in a OH MY GOD WHAT IF THAT WAS TRUE WAY more of a 'man thats some bad photoshop. That said, its not surprising. I saw this film while i was in the states and it was just terrible, the horror wasn't all that horrific, the 'comedy' wasn't funny and most of all the script was just terrible. More
Posted by clarkkent at 16:33 on 16 June 2008 | Report This Post |
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