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The Fight Club Penis Song
Why have we never seen this?

13 June 2008  |  Written by Olly Richards  |  Source: JoBlo

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This is in no way movie news, but it is fantastic. And fantasticness should never be passed up. This is clearly very, very old, seeing as it was shot on the set of Fight Club, but we had never seen it until the fine folks at JoBlo brought it to our attention. We don't want to explain any further but you must click here right now. You owe it to yourself and all your ancestors who died in many wars so that you might one day watch A-list movie stars harmonising about dangly bits. Don't watch in front of your boss or the elderly.

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Your Comments

RE: HOLD ON HERE...
it is definately penus, who thought Venus? eh? anyone who's seen the film would know anything to do with is likely to be pretty explicit. More

Posted by richCie at 21:29 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post

RE: HOLD ON HERE...
Saw it for the first time just now... sounded like Penis to me, perhaps it's just my warped brain. More

Posted by Foxy brown at 19:02 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post

RE: HOLD ON HERE...
Hard to believe Empire didn't know about this, for shame, it's years old! No less hilarious mind More

Posted by Mr Underhill at 17:14 on 17 June 2008 | Report This Post

yeah it was on the special edition. tut tut empire you should know these things! ha More

Posted by drunkmunky33 at 10:14 on 14 June 2008 | Report This Post

Yeah, that was on the DVD I'm sure. Also, I'm pretty sure they're singing "Venus" not "Penis". More

Posted by Masked Dave at 19:44 on 13 June 2008 | Report This Post

Yeah, that was on the DVD I'm sure. Also, I'm pretty sure they're singing "Venus" not "Penis". More

Posted by Masked Dave at 19:44 on 13 June 2008 | Report This Post

DVD
I'm fairly certain that this was on the original Special edition release of the DVD. I've certainly seen it someweher before/ More

Posted by kurosawa3000 at 16:20 on 13 June 2008 | Report This Post

How good is that?!?
I love it, I want it on a shiney new Fight club Box set. More

Posted by dops at 15:30 on 13 June 2008 | Report This Post

Classic
Absolutely random, but brilliant. More

Posted by aka_sammym at 14:13 on 13 June 2008 | Report This Post

HOLD ON HERE...
I saw that video forever ago on YouTube and as I watched it again last night I knew the lyrics and sang along!!! More

Posted by StatoStatoStato at 12:50 on 13 June 2008 | Report This Post


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