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28 April 2008  |  Written by Tom Ambrose  |  Source: Variety

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August 29. It is the date which James Cameron famously picked as Judgement Day in the Terminator movies. The day on which the world as we know it shall end. Of course, Cameron’s apocalypse occurred in 1997. But, as it turns out, he may have only been eleven years out.

For August 29, 2008 is the day on which the new film from the guys who directed Meet The Spartans, Date Movie and Epic Movie will be released in the States. And if the world doesn’t end on this day of ultimate horror, we’ll be frankly amazed.

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer – for it is they – will this week start filming (in Shreveport, Louisiana) on their latest effort, an as-yet untitled picture about which little is known, but about which much can be presumed. For example, we have strong reason to believe – based on their previous movies – that this will be a spoof (the presence of Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian in what we have to refer to as the ‘cast’ indicates this), and that it will be witless, crude, and utterly bereft of anything resembling humour.

It will, of course, make craploads of cash. Unless SkyNet can intervene before it’s too late.

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holla
we need the wayans brothers back on these kind of films they always were good unlike these schmucks More

Posted by Hottest J call me H at 09:40 on 30 April 2008 | Report This Post

RE: RE:
L: Porrohman L: KathysKnittedJumper L: Porrohman Oooh,i haven`t seen any of these guys movies yet.ssing anything? have a marathon one night?l i just take some power tools into a room and go to work on my scrotum?] Trust me, you DON'T want to see their films. If we don't succeed with stopping that film... Fuck my life. But i feel im missing out on so much for i haven`t yet seen any uwe boll movies either. sp; For that, makes you my personal hero! You are very good! More

Posted by KathysKnittedJumper at 00:33 on 29 April 2008 | Report This Post

RE: RE:
L: KathysKnittedJumper L: Porrohman Oooh,i haven`t seen any of these guys movies yet.ssing anything? have a marathon one night?l i just take some power tools into a room and go to work on my scrotum?] Trust me, you DON'T want to see their films. If we don't succeed with stopping that film... Fuck my life. sp; But i feel im missing out on so much for i haven`t yet seen any uwe boll movies either. More

Posted by Porrohman at 00:26 on 29 April 2008 | Report This Post

RE: RE:
L: Porrohman Oooh,i haven`t seen any of these guys movies yet.ssing anything? have a marathon one night?l i just take some power tools into a room and go to work on my scrotum?] sp; Trust me, you DON'T want to see their films. If we don't succeed with stopping that film... Fuck my life. More

Posted by KathysKnittedJumper at 00:23 on 29 April 2008 | Report This Post

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Oooh,i haven`t seen any of these guys movies yet.ssing anything? have a marathon one night?l i just take some power tools into a room and go to work on my scrotum?] More

Posted by Porrohman at 00:19 on 29 April 2008 | Report This Post

I pity the poor reviewer who'll have to sit through this bullshit. More

Posted by deathbat6661 at 19:57 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

why?
can't say im shocked really, for every good thing eg. iron man, indiana jones, dark knight there needs to be a bad equivilant eg this turd More

Posted by tango fett at 16:54 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

someone should start a petition against this film being made - it makes anyone who watches it that much more stupid More

Posted by spikespiegel at 16:40 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

re: dear god no!
Funny you should mention that Tosh, because that sicko in austria also kidnapped his daughter on the 29th august. god this is turning into the worst date of the year to be alive More

Posted by daithi baru at 16:20 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

RE: That's quick...
L: britesparc I can't believe they start filming today and it comes out in August... bloody hell, no wonder all their films are shite if they rush them that quickly. Quality control, anyone...? sp; I really doubt the fact that they're rush jobs is the reason they all suck. I think the reason for the speed is "Okay, enough films have come out in the last six months to reference in 90 minutes of screentime. Let's get shootin' "   So, we can expect to see a denim-clad assassin ki More

Posted by the ageless stranger at 16:08 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

and people will go see this, fucking RETARDS More

Posted by Hughezy at 15:55 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

HMMMMMMMMM
nuclear holocust or this, i no which would be less painful More

Posted by monodogg at 14:58 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

Usually i never get het up their stupid fucking movies. But i have a horrible feeling They'll "Spoof" There Will Be Blood. If they do i'm going to be pissed. More

Posted by Stewie_Griffin at 14:30 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

why why WHY OH GOD WHY ????!!!!
well thats another blot on what has so far been a shit Monday morning !! More

Posted by waltham1979 at 14:15 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

That's quick...
I can't believe they start filming today and it comes out in August... bloody hell, no wonder all their films are shite if they rush them that quickly. Quality control, anyone...? More

Posted by britesparc at 14:14 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

dear God no!
This is the 2nd worse story i have heard today after the sicko in Austria More

Posted by Tosh at 13:32 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

For the love of god
Not another one!!!!! More

Posted by vernieboy at 13:30 on 28 April 2008 | Report This Post

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