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what you mean how does he survive? He's The Stath, the only force in the universe more powerful than either The Hoff or Chuck Norris (Largely due to his being able to have the qualiteis of both, and be able to do the whole thing with an English accent). More
Posted by Adrian at 14:43 on 19 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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How do you survive falling from a helicopter and going splat on tarmac? You don't. Not even in movies. Since 'Shoot 'Em Up' has raised the bar for comic violence in movies, this is going to have to be pretty extreme. More
Posted by jpt1976 at 09:20 on 11 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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crank 2 will be awesome i saw the first film as a random choice over the night listener deffinitely the right choice so to all those involved C'mon More
Posted by browncoatsrevenge at 01:21 on 11 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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How stupid, the man fell thousands of feet. He is dead!!! Unless the poison turned him into a super hero? That must be it. More
Posted by Gold Digger at 16:33 on 09 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Crankenstein More
Posted by CORLEONE at 09:19 on 09 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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his!p;
And cut to tatham a shotgun at the camera. More
Posted by Art Vandelay at 00:49 on 09 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Casa-Crank-a More
Posted by nicholsonsmhead at 15:52 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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L: The Hooded Man
Am I the only person in the world who thought the sex scene in Crank was outrageously mysoginistic and bordering on rape?
After all she doesn't want to do it initially but he forces himself on her, then when she realises that she can't fight him off she suddenly accepts that she wanted it all along and is loving every minute of it.
Apart from that Crank was dire and seemed aimed at 14 year old boys who had too much sugar and were suffering from Playstation withdrawal More
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Crankorman: the Legend of Chev Chelios
Crank to the Future
Cranks of Glory
The Right Crank
Cranking Private Ryan
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Posted by Mozza at 15:23 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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To Wong Foo, CRANKs for Everything, Julie Newmar.
Crank you for not smoking More
Posted by Pirate King at 14:34 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Crank Girl.
Cranking The Monkey. More
Posted by nicholsonsmhead at 13:32 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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The Shaw-Crank Redemption.........................
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Posted by straight2dvd at 13:25 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Am I the only person in the world who thought the sex scene in Crank was outrageously mysoginistic and bordering on rape?
After all she doesn't want to do it initially but he forces himself on her, then when she realises that she can't fight him off she suddenly accepts that she wanted it all along and is loving every minute of it.
Apart from that Crank was dire and seemed aimed at 14 year old boys who had too much sugar and were suffering from Playstation withdrawal not to mention Jason St More
Posted by The Hooded Man at 13:24 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Look Who's Cranking Too More
Posted by Mycroft at 13:24 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Grosse Point Crank. More
Posted by nicholsonsmhead at 13:19 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Jason Statham = one reason why I won't be watching this movie. He's appalling. More
Posted by straight2dvd at 13:15 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Crank Harder
Carry On Cranking
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Posted by Mycroft at 13:12 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Title suggestions? How about...
Crank 2: Even Crankier More
Posted by Biggus at 12:45 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Jason Statham doing an American accent is currently my most hated thing in cinema. After Uwe Boll. More
Posted by CORLEONE at 12:42 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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the first Crank was brilliant!!! Even if one doesn't like the exaggerated plot line and epinephren fueled fun this film offers you have to agree the innovative shots have ou craving to see what this director can mix up for us next! This shall be an exciting film to follow I am intrigued to see if they can make Chev's second adventure more action packed than the first! More
Posted by margo at 11:45 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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The sex scene in Crank was the best comedy moment in the history of film. More
Posted by straight2dvd at 10:13 on 08 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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As much as i liked the first Crank movie, does it really deserve a sequel? why can't hollywood come up with a few more original ideas instead of re-hashing old ones? More
Posted by walrusboy at 06:00 on 07 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Hmmm.
I thought the first Transporter was solid. Very funny and plenty of action. But Transporter 2 didn't have the same magic. Less humour and the fight sequences weren't as good.
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Posted by Mr.Screen at 03:23 on 07 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Hmmm.
I thought the first Transporter was solid. Very funny and plenty of action. But Transporter 2 didn't have the same magic. Less humour and the fight sequences weren't as good.
I'll approach this one with caution I think More
Posted by Mr.Screen at 03:11 on 07 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Hilarious. It will be great if he can fly in the new one too! More
Posted by Quolm at 17:55 on 06 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Normally I steer well clear of films with such a ludicrous concept as Crank, but on decent reviews, I decided to give it the benefit of the doubt, and it was thoroughly enjoyable. On the face of it, with the ending of the first, a direct sequel would seem to be taking the mick, but then it was the outrageousness of the first film that made it work. More
Posted by keatsmeister at 10:47 on 06 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Awesome. The first one was ace, I only bought it on DVD cos I read good reviews of it, and I loved it! a 5/5 film. A sequel will be fun. Count me in! More
Posted by Spengler at 00:00 on 06 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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How are they making a sequel to Crank. Okay I know it's meant to be dumb, adrenaline high fun but a film can't survuve on that alone. Empire's four star review gave this film too much praise...Sure it did what it was meant to do but it still was shaky in terms of acting, plot and screenplay..I'm sorry but I could list a dozen more films I'd like to see a sequel to before this More
Posted by Filmfreak666 at 21:42 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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lets just hope the 1st film doesn't end up as a dream in the sequel, that would suck, and suck hard! More
Posted by Brodie Bruce at 21:22 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Yippeee - loved the first one, nice to see a bit of action and esp with such a good looking guy hmmmmmmmmmm, roll on the sequel More
Posted by naomi at 20:44 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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This is great news, the first was brilliant! More
Posted by dj vivace at 20:25 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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i liked the first flick, it was pretty much mindless violence but fun to watch all the same. more than anything im interested too see how they paln on starting the film, seriously! The dude fell out fo a fucking plane at the end of the movie and hit the floor after a ten thousand foot drop! More
Posted by clarkkent at 17:55 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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i cant wait for the sequal!the first one was such a lads film,jus fun fun fun!its good to see the orignal directors taking it over again. As for Stathem,he rocks. More
Posted by gavoconnor at 16:57 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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I gotta say, the fact that the actual filmmakers were the ones pressing to do the sequel, and that this won't be some mad quickie cash-in has got me pretty excited. The first was one of the most out and out fun movies i've ever seen. More
Posted by Ben Myers at 15:32 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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I watched the first one with high hopes due to all the comments I had seen about how good it was. It is one of the worst films I have ever seen and so this definitely isn't good news. More
Posted by sanchia at 15:22 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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I have no idea how they'll explain him surviving (the blink at the end of the film sugests they'd thought about it), but I loved the sheer mayhem of the first film. More fun than Shoot 'em up by miles. More
Posted by MonkeysDad at 15:21 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Strangely, I can't wait for this. More
Posted by Biggus at 14:52 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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I just hope it's as good as the first one. More
Posted by Leightwinst at 14:49 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Crank sure wasn't art, but it still fucking owned. More
Posted by CameronJames at 14:42 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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....I usually hate anything Statham does (unless it's Lock Stock or Snatch) but Crank was just too much fun. I wonder how the hell they're gonna do this though. More
Posted by the ageless stranger at 14:41 on 05 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Get in. Normally I would be dubious, but I hope they pull this one off. More
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