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Posted by DazDaMan at 12:17 on 01 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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I had Darren Lynn Bousman as a myspace friend until he started sending out bulletins droning on about this project and then i deleted him!
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Posted by Porrohman at 01:28 on 01 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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Posted by kinge247 at 01:20 on 01 October 2007 | Report This Post |
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| SAINT ELSEWHERE |
After her 12 minutes in the slammer, didn't she claim that she would try to find God? Our Lord had better hide. More
Posted by almeidalives! at 19:55 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| Can we have your liver? |
Wasn't this a 10 minute sketch in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life? Don't think it'll survive over 90 minutes, especially if it doesn't even have the Galaxy Song... More
Posted by BADWOLF at 18:25 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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She has nicely shaped breasts More
Posted by alimac at 18:23 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! This sounds absolutely shit..Paris Hilton for christs sake...ONE STAR!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO More
Posted by Filmfreak666 at 18:22 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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to the dude a few comments below, yeah i know paris hiltons movies arent that bad, theyre insanely crap and a waste of 1 and a half hours of your life More
Posted by Troopeford at 16:12 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| [In the style of Dr Evil's henchman, who's about to be run over by a steamroller] - Nooooo! |
I never normally advocate pirate dvds, but I'm going to make an exception for this movie. That way I get to see what will undoubtably be the worst film ever made, and yet not give a single penny of my hard earned cash to either that hack of a director or that stupid, spoiled whore Hilton. More
Posted by Jack'sSmirkinRevenge at 14:28 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| Is Hollywood so devoid of ideas? Even this is a ripoff... |
Although there are a few plot changes, the idea of repo men collecting organs has been used before. I recall a dodgy Eric Roberts TV movie (must have seen it on channel 5).... well at least we get a musical now too. More
Posted by Softlad at 14:12 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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You know her movies arn't so bad i loved one night in Paris More
Posted by alimac at 13:41 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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Synopsis sounds like the best-worst-film-ever, but I'm not sure if that still justifies hiring Paris Hilton. For the love of God, no. Hire Joan Collins instead!! More
Posted by eaws1 at 13:32 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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Paris Hilton, musical, bloke from Saw.. How could this possible fail I ask you ?? More
Posted by hallylegend at 12:04 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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Actually if you can leave any gut reaction hatred of Paris to one side , this looks ace More
Posted by blackduck at 11:53 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| Sounds Amazing |
I'm with Olly. This sounds amazing.
Whether that is in a good or bad way we'll have to see. More
Posted by shool at 10:27 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| Batman & Robin |
It doesn't work on any level while inadvertantly inventing entirely unexplored sub-levels to being the worst film ever made in such bland, boring and artistically redundent ways that it even fails to be so-bad-it's-good. If Paris Hilton et al can beat Batman & Robin to the title (even Glitterball fell short of this task) and successfully circum-navigate the trashily-enjoyable-guilty-pleasure then yes... this could be the worst film ever made.
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Posted by keyzersaulsie at 10:17 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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.....except for the cast and the whole "musical" thing (although i wont beleive that till i see it), but i love the premise, .....futuristic disease that threatens to wipe out the human race?.. check!!,...Big evil corporation offers glimmer of hope with inevitable subplot and ulterior motives?...check!!.....Repo men trying to reposess body parts in a "Blade Runner" style Dystopia?,...check!!
Sound good to me!! More
Posted by lukeyboy at 09:44 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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Fuckinhell!
I`ll be first in line at the odeon! More
Posted by Porrohman at 09:18 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| I can't believe it... |
How did this ever make it from script to a possible release?
Especially with a line from the press releast that I absolutely detest: "Set in the not-so-distant future"
That is just a recipe for lazy film-making. It's either in the future or it's not, aaarrrrgggghhhhh.
Paris should do us all a favour and donate all her organs to science, NOW!!! More
Posted by Orchid at 09:15 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| Can i have your liver???? |
ANyone remember that scene in Monty python and the meaning of life where john cleese arives at the door and utters the line "can i have your liver", now that was funny but this has shite written all over it. More
Posted by livewire at 08:50 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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If they use some pun-tastic Tom Lehrer-type lyrics for the songs, it could be a winner regardless of which cheesy bimbo is in it.
However, anything with Alexa Vega in can't be bad ;) More
Posted by griet at 08:37 on 26 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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My eyes are your's for gouging. More
Posted by almeidalives! at 21:43 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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ArgGH....eyEs BleeEdinG...BloOd fRom OrficEs....argHg...h..elp.me...*head explodes*
what a shite fest this will be. "i want your organs Paris"......"ok" *opens legs*
actually see that if that were the case More
Posted by kumar at 21:32 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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Is Troma making this? More
Posted by John Firth at 20:29 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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If she had any good in her..she'd die already! More
Posted by Rogue at 19:55 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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Wow thats Hot More
Posted by alimac at 19:50 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| You have GOT to be F**king kidding! |
This is a wind up, right? RIGHT?!! More
Posted by Bushman at 17:46 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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Oh hell no... *headdesk* More
Posted by Heli at 17:26 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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Well this sounds like a cool idea but the musical side of it seems to suggest the script isnt really that good and iot needs something more too flesh it out. As for Hilton?I dont think Paris Hilton is unatractive, if anything we know she's good at giving head. I'd fuck her!
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Posted by clarkkent at 17:16 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| Fuck's sake |
She's not even good looking. And I agree with Hughezy More
Posted by eoghan at 17:13 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| Go Paris! |
The Hilton juggenaut just keeps on rolling. Is she after world domination? Myself, I'd prefer to see a sequel to one night in paris. More
Posted by Diggler at 17:11 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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anyone who hires Paris Hilton is a cunt. More
Posted by Hughezy at 17:09 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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| arrrrgh!!! |
someone please sort her out now!!!!!
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Posted by Amezzeray at 17:06 on 25 September 2007 | Report This Post |
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