Exclusive: Crank 2 UK Trailer Don't try this at home, kids
Our love for the ludicrous Crank series is by this time well documented, so it gives us great knee-wibbling joy to announce an exclusive on the new Crank 2: High Voltage trailer, out in cinemas on Friday.
This doesn't give you any more information on the plot (Jason Statham's Chev Chelios is on a mission to retrieve his own heart) or much clue on the no-doubt Shakespearean dialogue, but it does offer much running about, some girls with guns and quite a few explosions. So there's that then.
I must say i watched the first film as i like Jason Statham's other movies, i dont know how i beared to sit through it, it may be quite an original script but in my opinion its awful, and i wont be going out of my way to watch the 2nd ... Read More
... try and find the very first teaser for this ('FUCK YOU CHELIOS!')
It's the best - laugh out loud (and with a little outtake at the end!) ... Read More
listen, E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E knows exactly what we're getting, so no one can start calling these Crank films shite.
we all know going into it that we're getting insane plots and crazy dialouge. WE DON'T CARE!
STATHAM RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ... Read More
