Exclusive Lesbian Vampire Killers Poster First one-sheet from comedy horror
It may not have a title that immediately screams high-brow entertainment but Phil Claydon's Lesbian Vampire Killers - about... well, killing lesbian vampires - is already whipping up quite a storm. The main reason for that is the presence of James Cordon and Mathew Horne, the duo at the heart of TV's Gavin And Stacey.
LVK, as the film is known to its friends, sees the pair stumble into a rural Welsh village only to find the menfolk being slaughtered and the women being carted off and forced to join a sapphic society of undead temptresses. The first poster from the film can be seen below and should go a long way to clearing up any confusion as to the tone Claydon's going for with this one. May offend lesbians... and vampires.
Comedy Horror "Lesbian Vampire Killers" starring Matthew Horne and James Cordon
Ok, nice poster, but this film will almost definitely be dog shit. It's going to be light on the comedy, light on the horror and light on the lesbian action. The only thing that won't be light will be James Cordon, the unfunny fat cunt. (I can say that because I'm a fat cunt too.) I don't have anything particular against Matthew Horne, other than he was on the Catherine Tate show and is mates with James Cordon. Actually, that's two good reasons to hate him. This will be dreadful ... Read More
oh they already did a comedy about this... welll steve coogan did.
he did 'Lesbian Vampires; Love or lust.'
Classic it was indeed. this may have more tits in it tho. ... Read More
Yup, James Cordon is indeed the fat one and he is indeed very unfunny. He seems to really believe his own hype and has become as unlikeable as Gervais in half the time. Way to go Cordon! ... Read More
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Woohoo! If it's anything like the old Hammer tame titty crap they released e.g. The Vampire Lovers, Countess Dracula, bring it on. Shame Ingrid Pitt is too old to get her norks out one last time (and she definitely is!).
e...norks.
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Woohoo! If it's anything like the old Hammer tame titty crap they released e.g. The Vampire Lovers, Countess Dracula, bring it on. Shame Ingrid Pitt is too old to get her norks out one last time (and she definitely is!). ... Read More
Leeorami 2.0 - I agree with you completely (he is the fat one?). I was having that adsact discussion when watching 8 out of 10 cats last week. I didn't mind him at first, but now I just think he's really annoying, and I have a sneaking suspicion he's always on something.
Nice poster though. ... Read More
After reading your article, Empire, and now seeing this poster, I've come to the conclusion that this film is going to be a big pile of shit. ... Read More
Does anyone else find James Cordon unfunny? When he's on shows like Nevermind The Buzzcocks and 8 Out Of 10 Cats he always seems to exaggerate his laugh at something vaguely or not even funny at all. I'll still watch the film though. ... Read More
