Exclusive: The Banned Teeth Poster Yes, those are what you think they are
If you haven't yet heard of Teeth then you have not been listening hard enough. The story of a girl with chompers in a very strange place is a funny, occasionally disgusting and surprisingly sweet movie, with an adorable performance by Jess Weixler, and is definitely worthy of your time.
Momentum Pictures has provided us with an alternative poster for the movie that was apparently banned. We've not yet mentioned where the film's heroine has these strange fangs, but we think you'll get the idea by looking at the image below. If you're male you've probably just crossed your legs.
Woaw I must seriously be the only person who wants to own that poster so much I think it just looks so original and cool that I would want t on my wall next to my other horror movie posters ... Read More
What 's the idea about the female nether region armed with teeth their is no way i'm going to see a film that no matter how brave I am anyway like you guys said it's probably crap. ... Read More
Fanny teeth. hee hee. For all you americans, fanny is what we brits call a vagina. We are correct and you are not. An ass is a type of donkey not a bottom, the correct term for a bottom is arse and you should refer to an idiot as an arsehole as asshole just conjurs images of a donkey falling into a hole which is cruel and unfair as donkeys are hard workers and bring in the coin for travellers on the beach (gypsy or pikey is not allowed anymore). ... Read More
The yawnsome and rather pre-pubescent premise behind the film is not surprising considering the often turgid output that Hollywood has long seem smugly satisified with.
The x-ray image reminds me of my own Scoliocis! For those not in the know, it's a curvature of the spine. Mine is partial, meaning it's straight at the bottom and at the top (somehow), but 'curved' in a loose 's' shape in the middle.
Pardon me if some don't like the biology lesson, I just find it far more interesting t... Read More
I would of like to of seen it look more like the Sarlacc Pit in Return of the Jedi. I can still see Bobba Fett meets his demise inside that freshly lubricated creature's chasm. --That damned, blue-headed Mandalorian bastard never saw it cuming. ... Read More
