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09 August 2006
Star Wars... Shortened!
All six films in twenty minutes...

Star Wars... Shortened!
Ever watched all six movies in a row? Even for the most fervent of Star Wars devotees, one 794 minute session of galactic combat, epoch-defining characters, a green guy shooting first and something about the trade federation, can prove a colossal undertaking. Now, thanks to The Reduced Shakespeare Company’s Adam Long, you can watch all your favourite scenes in the space of twenty minutes. Star Wars…Shortened!  will be the world's only fully authorised, comedic performance of all six films. "This is my boyhood dream” says Long. “In the space of twenty minutes I'm going to be Jabba the Hutt, Jar Jar Binks, Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker".
 
Star Wars…Shortened! will be performed exclusively at London’s Criterion Theatre on August 17. The comedy will be broadcast on Sky Movies ahead of their Star Wars saga screenings which begin on Saturday August 26, culminating in the UK television premiere of Star Wars – Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith on September 30.
 
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RE: Brilliant!
Yeah, I saw the original Shakespeare: Abridged show, one of the best nights out ever, and have read elsewhere that the Star Wars performance was genius! ... ... Read More

davemaul About me

14:56, 22 August 2006 | Report This Post
RE: Brilliant!
I went to see their "HollyWood" production this summer which was great fun and had audience participation at the end.You had to know your film quotes to get all of it though,I ended up suffering from lag laughter, there was so much put into the script. The guys are a huge fan of Starwars and their shows are peppered with gags about it."The Reduced" are becoming a bit of a franchise now. I shouldn't worry about getting it into twenty minutes,they can do the entire pe... Read More

Dances with Weasels About me

12:36, 22 August 2006 | Report This Post
RE: Brilliant!
it's up... or at least 1 minute of it is - www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh72PglcLq8p; I've heard that this won't be a one off - and that Sky/Reduced Shakespeare are in discussion with LucasFilm about doing it as their next show - anyone else heard this? ... Read More

davemaul About me

12:19, 22 August 2006 | Report This Post
Brilliant!
I went to see this tonight (thanks for the competition tickets guys!). It was brilliant. Difficult to write a review, given the brevity of the performance and the familiarity of the subject matter. Pissed myself laughing though. It'll also be available for viewing on the Sky Movies website soon, so do yourself a favour and go see it! ... Read More

dashley About me

23:21, 17 August 2006 | Report This Post
i'm going to go see a guy at the edinburgh festival who does the star wars orginal trilogy in an hour by himself! but i suppose this'll be a bit different as its all 6 films and in 20 mins. ... Read More

stargirl About me

01:51, 11 August 2006 | Report This Post
Phantom Menace... Shortened would be enough!
Is this not a little unlike those star wars animations one finds on a.com? ... Read More

keyzersaulsie About me

15:35, 10 August 2006 | Report This Post
I HOPE ITS A JAR JAR BINKS ONE MAN SHOW
No, really I do. I'll go kill myself now. ... Read More

billkiller About me

13:45, 10 August 2006 | Report This Post
Er....MartyW
Thats exactly the point, and where most of the hilarity will ensue, for petes sake, some people. ... Read More

EvilEye About me

12:38, 10 August 2006 | Report This Post
sounds class. matter of fact sounds so class that twenty minutes sounds too short! make it longer! we want more! and we haven't even seen it yet! ... Read More

billythehick About me

21:24, 09 August 2006 | Report This Post
RE: 794 minutes down to 20 minutes....and they still have room for Jar Jar Binks?!
How are they gonna fit everything from star wars in it within just 20 mins running time of their show??? ... Read More

MartyW About me

19:08, 09 August 2006 | Report This Post
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