Stage Beauty Review

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Ned Kynaston (Crudup) is famous all over London for his female roles on the Restoration stage. But when the law banning women from acting is overturned, his career takes a sudden dive. What’s worse is that his newest rival is actually his dresser, Maria (


When a successful stage play becomes a movie, one of two things tends to happen. Either it struggles and fails to break free of its theatrical straitjacket; or it evolves comfortably into big-screen form, its ‘text’ gaining multiple layers of meaning along the way. Jeffrey Hatcher’s adaptation of his original play, Compleat Female Stage Beauty, is very much the latter — a film that, despite being about theatre itself, is remarkably cinematic and entirely unafraid to revel in the English language.

At the 1998 Academy Awards, Miramax muscle helped Gwyneth Paltrow blub her way to an Oscar as Shakespeare In Love edged out Saving Private Ryan and Elizabeth. There are similarities here — cross-dressing, Shakespeare and in-the-wings shenanigans set in ye olde days — but Stage Beauty is the better movie by far.

Its historically accurate(ish) story of the last male actors to achieve stardom exclusively in female roles is the starting point for an exceptionally rich exploration of gender, ambition, sexuality, politics, ego and the true nature of acting.

And anything Gwyneth can do, Billy can do better. Crudup (the thinking man’s Johnny Depp?) climbs completely inside Ned to the extent that every step, every look, every flick of a limp wrist exists in a fluid boundary between masculine and feminine, neither wholly one nor the other, but undoubtedly containing something of both. It’s a tremendously graceful physical performance that doesn’t ignore the emotional and psychological repercussions on the character.

Meanwhile Danes, so beautifully fragile in Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet, must have a thing for the period, because this is the best performance of her young career. Not only does she capture all of Maria’s contradictions (particularly the mix of love, awe and annoyance with which she views Ned), but her transformation from ‘bad’ actress to breathtaking Desdemona is a little masterclass in itself.

One key sequence, in which Maria and Ned switch from one sexual position to the next, questioning who is the man and who is the woman, is not just thematically relevant — it is also, in their hands, one of the most intimate and erotic sex scenes in recent memory.

It may not be as commercial as Shakespeare In Love, but Stage Beauty is an intelligent and witty experience that’s thematically rich and often downright funny.