The official poster for the Sex and the City movie has gone online and, my word, it's spangly. It shows Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker) strutting along in something pink and impractical underneath a giant logo which has been bedazzled to within an inch of qualifying as a new sun. Click the poster below for a version that will scorch your retinas.
We don't want to mock too much, because we know this is like the arrival of The Phantom Menace for girls (although hopefully less anti-climactic), but that tagline is just unforgivable.