Jessica Simpson's A Major Movie Star

Steve Miner to direct

Jessica Simpson's next movie has secured itself a director. Steve Miner will helm Major Movie Star, in which Simpson will play a movie star who enlist in the marines to impress a movie studio that doesn't consider her suitable for a military-themed movie. On reaching the military facility, she realises she may have made a mistake – ya think? – but decides to fight on for her country.

Could potentially be a modern day Private Benjamin or could be bobbins. We shall have to wait and see.