How do you like your action movies? Full of epically hard musclemen strutting around looking awesome, occassionally dropping one liners and generally blowing stuff up? Then you might be interested in The Expendables. And, in this case, in the T****he Expendables UK Premiere.
The artist formally known as The Stath was there, being, you know, Stathy an' that, having pulled off the amazingly manly one-two of not shaving and raising his fist to the cameras.
Of course director and star Sly Stallone was there, all purple shades and stupendous muscle mass, as was Dolph Lundgren, the one man of the lot who ditched the tie for the bare chest look.
Genuine tough guys (no offence, Sly) Amir Khan and David Haye were also there. As was Katie Price, aka Jordan. Just so you know.
We've got photos for you of the event, as well as video. Impressive, right? Kind of? Ah, screw you guys.
The Expendables will be exploding loudly all over your local multiplex August 19.