Clash Of The Titans Trailer Debuts!

Swords and sandals and giant scorpions

You know what this morning needs? Giant scorpions and rock music, that's what. So it is with immense joy that we can bring you the Clash of the Titans teaser trailer, delivering both in a veritable rock-and-scorpion cornucopia - with a side-order of Sam Worthington making leather mini-skirts look manly.

Worthington, of course, plays Perseus, the demi-god son of Zeus (Liam Neeson) who's pissed off at Daddy and determined to both thwart his plans and rescue a princess, Andromeda (Alexa Davalos) who's going to be sacrificed to the monstrous Kraken. He does this by taking on a succession of different monsters in order to prepare for the Kraken.

Of course, you're not going to get any of that from this teaser. What you'll get here is a)anger; b)rawk; c)people running; d) giant freakin' scorpions; e)swordplay; f) screaming; g) Neesom getting cross; h)Worthington staying cross; i)giant freakin' scorpions. It's probably fair to say that this will be considerably faster paced than the Ray Harryhausen and Desmond Davis 1981 original.

Clash of the Scorpions Titans is out on March 26, 2010, and we'll hopefully get a full trailer with actual, y'know, plot and dialogue sometime around Christmas.