Bruno And His Troops March On London
Giving the red carpet a little Oompa
Keen to take over London with his special brand of uber-campf, Bruno brought an entire marching band of blowers to Leicester Square. Dressed as flamboyantly as ever in tiny PVC shorts, knee-high patent doc martins and a beefeater style vest, he completed the London look with a bearskin hat.
Of course he was firing on all guns with his one-man charm offensive, so much so, that he was beating off male journalists with his schtick: "I've got a boyfriend. Even though I'm herpes free, doesn't mean you can treat me like that... You are hitting on me, ja? Listen, I've got no chlamydia, I've got no herpes, I feel very vulnerable you eyeing me up like this, staring at my schtupfels. I'm totally monogamous to my boyfriend... Apart from blowjobs."
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