Raj has always had a unrequited childhood crush on a friend named Tina, but Tina's best friend Pooja has always had a crush on Raj...
Welcome to another two-and-a-half hours of candyfloss romance in a film where a tall, dark, handsome hunk, two pretty females and countless emails form the crux of a snarled and cliched script.
The love triangle formula has been tried and tested by previous Bolly directors, but this frail attempt offers nothing new, despite a healthy £800,000-plus take at the UK box office.
Much like the cast list, it promises a lot, but flat-out refuses to make sense of itself. On the plus side, the exquisite musical interludes and the loveable Rani Mukherjee just about save the day.