The story of four persons' journey to the centre of the Earth. That's all I have to say about that.
Kwik Save King Kongs, ropey rubbersaurs, plus a thrilling escape from suspiciously stationary monster tortoises. Kenneth More’s rubbish professor endures them all in a so-bad-it’s-magnificrap Eurotrash adap, helmed by the director of Slugs. Go on, dare you.