Empire readers are, on average, 84 years older than Hannah Montana’s target demographic, so this 3-D movie of the singing/acting phenomenon’s recent tour seems sickly sweet enough to give you a cavity.
However, every Tween generation needs its queen, and in the US right now, Hannah Montana is it. Miley Cyrus is a ‘secret’ pop star - when she dons her cunning blonde wig disguise, she’s megastar Hannah.
The movie features Miley and Hannah, who both spend huge amounts of time winking knowingly. Perhaps they got a forecast of its US opening weekend’s takings: a cool $31 million.