When Santa's (Jim Broadbent) sleigh crashes in London, he needs the help of gormless ex-con Steve (Rafe Spall) to help him keep Christmas on track.
St. Nick goes to Lagland, banged up in prison when his sledge breaks. While Jim Broadbent is twinkly fun, it fails to muster up much cheer, the effects look cheap and there is copious reindeer farting. Insanely, Ridley Scott produces. Aptly, Jon Snow cameos.
With farting reindeer and frugal budgets, Christopher Smith, the man behind Triangle and Severance, has forged something almost as terrifying.