Flesh Gordon Review

Flesh Gordon
The people of Earth have been zapped into sex-mad animals by Emperor Wang's cheeky Sex Ray. Only one man can save the planet, and that's Flesh. Little does he know that Wang has even dirtier tricks up his sleeve.

by Kim Newman |
Published on
Release Date:

01 Jan 1974

Running Time:

78 minutes

Certificate:

18

Original Title:

Flesh Gordon

A low-budget porno satire on the old serials, with Emperor Wang of the Planet Porno devastating Earth withasex-ray, andourheroes - Flesh Gordon, Dale Ardour and Dr FlexiJerkoff - travelling to the planet in a bendy dick-shaped spacecraft to do battle with rapist robots, lesbian pirates, a penisaurus, and a badmouthed monster.

Obvious jokes and bad acting drag this one down.

Still popular for it's sheer kitsch indulgence and does exactly what it says on the tin.
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