Login

11 Of The Silliest Sesame Street Film Parodies

Image for 11 Of The Silliest Sesame Street Film Parodies

Children are lucky. Not only do they get extra-long holidays, but they’re also allowed to watch Sesame Street and call it educational. Most adults, meanwhile, only jump in and out of the Sesameverse when the clever folk down at Jim Henson’s workshop make a movie parody and pop it on YouTube. Here are ten of our favourites, with the one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-others being a Sesame Street movie parody in honour of the upcoming movie I Am Big Bird: The Caroll Spinney Story.

The Aveggies: Age Of Bon Bon

Rated: F for Focus
Lesson learnt: Distraction control
Best character name: Captain Americauliflower (Captain America)
Best line: “People of earth, prepare to be… desserted!”

Star S'Mores

Rated: SC for Self-Control
Lesson learnt: Controlling your desires
Best character name: Luke Piewalker (Luke Skywalker) or Chewy The Cookie (Chewbacca) or Only One Cannoli (Obi-Wan Kenobi) or... the list goes on and on.
Best line: “Luke, I am your father!” “Interesting twist!”

The Spy Who Loved Cookies

Rated: LTD for Listen To Directions
Lesson learnt: Remembering things / paying attention
Best character name: Double-Stuffed Seven (007)
Best line: “This case was a royal pain in the cookies” or “Only the best secret agent could thwart Lady Finger’s plan. Unfortunately he wasn’t available, so they called…”

The Hungry Games: Catching Fur

Rated: G for Games
Lesson learnt: Basic puzzle solving
Best character name: Cookieness Evereat (Katniss Everdeen)
Best line: “What do you think, Pitta?” “I dunno, I’m just a piece of bread.”

Twilight Breaking Cookie

Rated: SC for Self-Control
Lesson learnt: Remembering things / self-control
Best character name: Shortbeardward the yumpire (Edward)
Best line: (Repeated) “I love you Shortbreadward”.

Furry Potter And The Goblet Of Cookies

Rated: LTD for Listen To Directions
Lesson learnt: Listening carefully / remembering things
Best character name: Professor Crumblemore (Professor Dumbledore)
Best line: (Muffled) “Hmmm grumm un uh grmmm vmmm.”

The Biscotti Kid

Rated: SR for School Readiness
Lesson learnt: Listening carefully / paying attention
Best character name: The Karate Squid (The Karate Kid)
Best line: “I take fly kwon do.”

Cookies Of The Caribbean

Rated: TP for Task Persistence
Lesson learnt: Focus / working the odd one out
Best character name: “Captain Snack Sparrow (Captain Jack Sparrow)
Best line: “Ouch! Me think narrator spoke too soon.”

Lord Of The Crumbs

Rated: DG for Delayed Gratification
Lesson learnt: Remembering things / self-control
Best character name: Crazy Light Lady (Galadriel)
Best line: “You SHALL pass!” “Terrific.”

The Cookie Of Oz

Rated: WM for Working Memory
Lesson learnt: Following instructions / remembering directions
Best character name: Glindegestion, The Good Witch Of The Lower Intestine (Glinda)
Best line: (Burp noise)

Big Birdman

Best line: “Smells like birdseed” or “How many different ways can you learn the alphabet? Lots, apparently.”