DIY Crouching Tiger Sequel Generator

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

We were deeply excited last week to report that a sequel to Ang Lee’s 2000 martial arty success Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is currently in the works. As we reported, the new film is adapted from the book Silver Vase, Iron Knight, but whether or not that’s the name of the film remains unconfirmed. Which means there’s still time for The Weinstein Company to have a go on our patented Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Sequel Name-o-tronic 5000.

Simply choose one word from each column, and bingo! You’ve got your title. And the great thing is, using this tool alone, another 4095 sequels potentially await. We think. We’re not very good at maths.

Sulking
Singing
Praying
Farting
Cackling
Smoking
Wanking
Flipping Monkey
Seahorse
Warthog
Lemur
Dolphin
Fennec
Aardvark
Dodo Fallen
Heathen
Sodden
Sunken
Lumpen
Molten
Shaken
Swollen Merman
Bunyip
Kraken
Boggart
Gorgon
Wookiee
Tribble
Werewolf