What word do you most overuse?
Oh, man… Man.
Have you ever worn women’s clothing?
Man. Just kidding. You know what? I think I did a pilot for a TV show where me and three other guys all had to dress in drag.
So not around the house?
Well, I don’t just go to sleep in a nice pair of panties, no.
What’s the best sound in the world?
I really love the sound of my dog snoring.
When was the last time you used public transport?
Last time I was in New York. I used the subway.
If you had to, would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Arm. ‘Cos I need to run.
When was your last wild night out?
Recently. (Laughs) I think it’s best if we just leave it at that.
How much is a pint of milk?
Er, we have quarts in America. A pint of milk? I’m gonna have to say I don’t know.
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever eaten?
Definitely eel. I had eel at a sushi bar once, it’s disgusting. I thought it was chicken. It looked like chicken. It was brown and looked delicious, and I was like “That looks safe.” It wasn’t.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
If happiness were an animal? I would say it would be a dog.
I think any dog, really.
When in your life were you most starstruck?
I think I saw Kobe Bryant out at a party once. I’m much more starstruck by athletes than I am by actors, and I think I saw Kobe Bryant at a basketball party and I just kind of froze. He’s monstrous.
When was the last time you were naked outdoors?
Oh God, it was before I came to this interview. I have a nice backyard. It’s very secluded, so every now and then I might just run out quickly and take the trash out.
What one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Is it really horrible to say that I don’t think I have anything? (Pause) Respect the fact you know you’re not the best.
What’s the most embarrassing DVD in your collection?
Hmm, there’s got to be something. I think I have The Sound Of Music. But that’s a childhood thing that I love. Is that embarrassing? I could probably do every line, and that’s even more embarrassing. Let’s move on. Next!
On a scale of one to ten, how hairy is your arse?
My ass?! Oh my God, I’m going to have to say a below average four.
Do you have any phobias?
Stupid questions. No, sorry, I’m just kidding. Crowds, you know, talking in front of big crowds, which I guess is strange because I’m an actor, but when you’re giving a speech by yourself it’s just terrifying.
Do you believe in God, and if so, what does God look like?
Well, I do believe in God, but not in the sense that you’re thinking: I don’t think He has white robes and a big beard. I believe He looks like you and me.