petethejakey
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This Review Contains Spoilers. Assault On Precinct 13 starts out good in a mostly unrelated sequence, despite a female cop character showing a complete lack of common sense in the combat field - namely standing out in the open and not taking cover when you know there's a maniac with a gun about. Things quickly move on to a snowy, Winter setting where a bunch of crooked cops are trying to kill 'Bad-Morpheus' who's inside Precinct 13 (obviously). Lawrence Fishburne doesn’t deviate much from his 'Matrix' character. Although he has hair in this, and is bad. The crooked cops, while nasty, are pretty pathetic when it comes to killing, I mean how do you not see or hear people constantly walking up to you with guns and/or flaming cocktails? They prefer to sneak in one or two at a time like Harry and Marv from Home Alone, and get their asses kicked, instead of throwing in all the explosives they've got. With the exception of one horrible scene which shows the cold efficiency of the head bad-guy (more on that later), they’re pretty hopeless. In all fairness, the “good guys” can also be dumb, going outside when they know there are snipers, etc. Sadly Ethan Hawk is a little bland here. It doesn't help that his character's name is 'Jake', same as it was in the FAR superior Training Day. The twists in that film were surprising, the ones here can be seen a mile away (oh HE was in on it?) So at the end a bunch of dumb-ass things happen - the head bad guy forgets that he's a cold killer and doesn't bother shooting to kill anymore, then lets himself be killed. Bad Morpheus limps off with a bullet hole in his belly and we're expected to believe he'll escape, despite a bunch of good cops showing up 2 minutes later to scout the area. And the actress from TV's 'Joey' says something like "wow you're pretty fucking bad-ass" to Ethan Hawk, although I'd have thought she'd be more than a little scarred for life after the night's activ
< Message edited by petethejakey -- 25/4/2012 10:43:17 AM >
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